http://hisana.gather.com Recent Articles on Gather by Chloe Berryman en-us Copyright Gather Inc 2009 Thu, 31 Dec 2009 17:16:32 GMT 2009-12-31T17:16:32Z en-us Copyright Gather Inc 2009 http://www.gather.com/images/header/logo_gather.gif http://www.gather.com/ http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977905796 "Today, I took my sister out to lunch, and they got her order wrong. The guy at the register doesn't like me, so he didn't want to give my sister a refund or a new burger. Instead of letting me ask for . . . Wed, 18 Nov 2009 02:50:20 GMT http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977905796 Chloe Berryman 2009-11-18T02:50:20Z http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977904030 " Today, I had to cut my lawn, so I put my Ipod on and turned the music all the way up so I wouldn't have to hear the lawn mower. 30 minutes after pushing the lawn mower around I realized that I had . . . Tue, 17 Nov 2009 02:36:07 GMT http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977904030 Chloe Berryman 2009-11-17T02:36:07Z http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977902044 a little humor " A week ago I sent in an extension request form for my gas utilities bill. My roommates and I have all been scrambling to come up with the money to pay for it, so out of curiousity . . . Sun, 15 Nov 2009 22:20:14 GMT http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977902044 Chloe Berryman 2009-11-15T22:20:14Z http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977898617 "The other day, I was In the TV room when I heard some weird noises coming from the kitchen. Thinking that my cat was hurt, I ran into the kitchen and found her in the space between the cabinet and the . . . Fri, 13 Nov 2009 02:58:21 GMT http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977898617 Chloe Berryman 2009-11-13T02:58:21Z http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977898615 PICK 3 WITH ANY ORDER! -Leslie Blodgett Eau de Parfum Spray - 0.05 oz -Robert Piguet Fracas Eau de Parfum - 0.027 oz -Sean John I Am King Eau de Toilette - 0.05 -Laura Mercier Tinted Moisturizer . . . Fri, 13 Nov 2009 02:55:32 GMT http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977898615 Chloe Berryman 2009-11-13T02:55:32Z http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977893322 PICK 3 WITH ANY ORDER! -Leslie Blodgett Eau de Parfum Spray - 0.05 oz -Robert Piguet Fracas Eau de Parfum - 0.027 oz -Sean John I Am King Eau de Toilette - 0.05 -Urban Decay Cream Shadow in . . . Tue, 10 Nov 2009 02:24:54 GMT http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977893322 Chloe Berryman 2009-11-10T02:24:54Z http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977891615 D elightful O verexcited G reyhound S leek R unning U nderstanding L oving E ntertaining   Mon, 09 Nov 2009 02:28:00 GMT http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977891615 Chloe Berryman 2009-11-09T02:28:00Z http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977891604 PICK 3 WITH ANY ORDER! -Leslie Blodgett Eau de Parfum Spray - 0.05 oz -Robert Piguet Fracas Eau de Parfum - 0.027 oz -Sean John I Am King Eau de Toilette - 0.05 -Urban Decay Cream Shadow in Midnight . . . Mon, 09 Nov 2009 02:20:12 GMT http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977891604 Chloe Berryman 2009-11-09T02:20:12Z http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977723760 I highly reccoment Livemocha.com they have lessons from every language level and a broad assortment of languages to choose from Sun, 28 Jun 2009 19:52:22 GMT http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977723760 Chloe Berryman 2009-06-28T19:52:22Z http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977705011 My first cashout! i'm so excited! this morning i had over 200 points to go, but suddenly i realised that i had all the points i needed. perhaps i won a contest, and the points were just added. i dont . . . Mon, 08 Jun 2009 16:21:49 GMT http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977705011 Chloe Berryman 2009-06-08T16:21:49Z http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977687639 I am 430 points from my very first cashout. Although I feel uncomfortable to ask for help, I am eager recieve my first ever giftcard, so even a little help is appriciated by me! now for the puns. . . . Wed, 20 May 2009 20:04:58 GMT http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977687639 Chloe Berryman 2009-05-20T20:04:58Z http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977686946 I am supposed to compose a paper on the manipulation of the english language when used in by advertising agencies. I am trying to get a feel for what to actually reaserch, so I was wondering if anyone . . . Wed, 20 May 2009 00:37:36 GMT http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977686946 Chloe Berryman 2009-05-20T00:37:36Z http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977684976 The fellow died before he was able to write his estranged daughter out of the will. Death before disown her and If a cow is being fed properly but doesn't give milk there must be an udder . . . Sun, 17 May 2009 19:31:49 GMT http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977684976 Chloe Berryman 2009-05-17T19:31:49Z http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977681745 so i will be employing all the tactics i can in order to get there.   Therefore I have a game. Post everything you can think of to do with music. The person who posts the most will get . . . Wed, 13 May 2009 19:00:35 GMT http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977681745 Chloe Berryman 2009-05-13T19:00:35Z http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977680215 oh my gosh, wow! anyone see it? reactions? predictions? Tue, 12 May 2009 01:08:02 GMT http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977680215 Chloe Berryman 2009-05-12T01:08:02Z http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977670701 Makes 2 sandwiches.   Ingredients: 2 plain english muffin 1 Hard-boiled egg 1 Tablespoon of mayonnaise 1/2 Teaspoon of yellow mustard 1/2 Teaspoon of ranch dressing A pinch . . . Fri, 01 May 2009 02:26:09 GMT http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977670701 Chloe Berryman 2009-05-01T02:26:09Z http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977667676 you know the drill... I know a rancher who has 100 head of cattle, but he thought there were only 99 until he rounded them up -and- The racers all had shorts on that were too small for them, . . . Mon, 27 Apr 2009 23:59:00 GMT http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977667676 Chloe Berryman 2009-04-27T23:59:00Z http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977663440 Why was the ink drop sad? Because her dad was in the pen and she didn't know how long the sentence would be -and- Show me someone in denial and I'll show you a person in Egypt up to their . . . Wed, 22 Apr 2009 23:24:33 GMT http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977663440 Chloe Berryman 2009-04-22T23:24:33Z http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977662414 ok, so today's puns are... He had a soft drink while catching up on the ironing. It was soda pressing. and Eugene O'Neil once wrote a play about a visit from an optometrist. He called . . . Tue, 21 Apr 2009 22:28:43 GMT http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977662414 Chloe Berryman 2009-04-21T22:28:43Z http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977661446 Still as groan-worthy as ever   I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me -and- If you think you are a set of curtains, either see a . . . Mon, 20 Apr 2009 23:39:06 GMT http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977661446 Chloe Berryman 2009-04-20T23:39:06Z http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977656999 I found a great pun source [by great I mean they're so bad it's funny] and decided that each day I will share a pun or two in order to hopefully add a smile to your day (if not at least a . . . Wed, 15 Apr 2009 20:06:38 GMT http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977656999 Chloe Berryman 2009-04-15T20:06:38Z http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977656027 ...To me. another year gone by.... It was fairly good, except one of my friends is very clearly ignoring me. but oh well.     Tue, 14 Apr 2009 20:46:12 GMT http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977656027 Chloe Berryman 2009-04-14T20:46:12Z http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977655160 No really. It was.   Not that I'm bitter or anything, I just find it funny. My grandmother usually plans the Easter festivities and My mother and I were concerned that we hadn't heard . . . Mon, 13 Apr 2009 23:12:54 GMT http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977655160 Chloe Berryman 2009-04-13T23:12:54Z http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977655014 I found a great pun source [by great I mean they're so bad it's funny] and decided that each day I will share a pun or two in order to hopefully add a smile to your day (if not at least a shake . . . Mon, 13 Apr 2009 20:26:08 GMT http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977655014 Chloe Berryman 2009-04-13T20:26:08Z http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977653920 Oh dear. This is more groan-worthy than any of the others. Brace yourself and forgive me... I found a great pun source and decided that each day I will share a pun or two. Corney? yes. but hopefully . . . Sun, 12 Apr 2009 17:48:47 GMT http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977653920 Chloe Berryman 2009-04-12T17:48:47Z http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977653849 Today I woke up to find that my mom had made up an Easter basket for me and hid it for old times sake. Thanks Mom!   Happy Easter Everyone! Sun, 12 Apr 2009 15:47:28 GMT http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977653849 Chloe Berryman 2009-04-12T15:47:28Z http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977652361 .....really needs to make androgenous fortunes. That way people don't end up like me. For instance: I am a straight woman and I got this fortune: You and your wife will be happy in your life together . . . Fri, 10 Apr 2009 19:40:47 GMT http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977652361 Chloe Berryman 2009-04-10T19:40:47Z http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977652313 The optical scientist who stole his colleague's bifocals was sentenced to three years in a state prism -and- The rumor that only strained orange juice is healthy was a good example of pulp . . . Fri, 10 Apr 2009 18:36:30 GMT http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977652313 Chloe Berryman 2009-04-10T18:36:30Z http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977651301 I found a great pun source and decided that each day I will share a pun or two. Corney? yes. but hopefully they will add a smile to your day (if not at least a shake of the head). “Since Bruce got . . . Thu, 09 Apr 2009 17:12:13 GMT http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977651301 Chloe Berryman 2009-04-09T17:12:13Z http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977650549 Why is English so hard to learn you ask? 1. The bandage was wound around the wound. 2. The farm was used to produce produce. 3. The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse. 4. . . . Wed, 08 Apr 2009 21:37:48 GMT http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977650549 Chloe Berryman 2009-04-08T21:37:48Z