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    <title>Gather: Articles by Grandchunk  K.</title>
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    <pubDate>Fri, 01 Jan 2010 02:55:27 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>Christmas Toy Ideas That Never Caught On</title>
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      <description>I will get started with my list, please feel free to add on: 
    
 
  Tickle-Me Elton       
 
 
 Garbage-Patch Dolls 
 
 
 
 "Start Your Own Hornets Nest" science kit 
 
 
  My Little . . .</description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 21 Dec 2009 11:09:21 GMT</pubDate>
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      <dc:creator>Grandchunk  K.</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2009-12-21T11:09:21Z</dc:date>
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      <title>109 Days Until Christmas...</title>
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      <description>Start building up your points and cashing in those cards.  My wife is getting something from Macy's this year LOL.</description>
      <pubDate>Sun, 06 Sep 2009 23:24:01 GMT</pubDate>
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      <dc:creator>Grandchunk  K.</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2009-09-06T23:24:01Z</dc:date>
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      <title>What are your plans this LABOR DAY weekend?</title>
      <link>http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977802325</link>
      <description>Anyone traveling?  How many are cooking out?  Hopefully you don't have to work</description>
      <pubDate>Sun, 06 Sep 2009 23:11:32 GMT</pubDate>
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      <dc:creator>Grandchunk  K.</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2009-09-06T23:11:32Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Side by Side</title>
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      <description>A woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several 
months, yet she had stayed by his bedside every  single day . 
 
 
One day, when he came to, he motioned for her to come nearer.  . . .</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 30 Dec 2008 21:27:21 GMT</pubDate>
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      <dc:creator>Grandchunk  K.</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2008-12-30T21:27:21Z</dc:date>
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      <title>I had to shoot an intruder to protect my family today (well...kind of)</title>
      <link>http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977544526</link>
      <description>So Emily screamed &amp;quot;there's a bird in here!!!&amp;quot;  I told her to calm down that its probably that wren that comes in our house occasionally.  So I walked down the hall thinking I would . . .</description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 24 Dec 2008 19:08:55 GMT</pubDate>
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      <dc:creator>Grandchunk  K.</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2008-12-24T19:08:55Z</dc:date>
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      <title>The Philosophy of Ambiguity...</title>
      <link>http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977536605</link>
      <description>For those who love the philosophy of ambiguity.... 
 
 
1. Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things. 
 
 
2. One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor..... 
 
 
3. Atheism . . .</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 16 Dec 2008 03:31:18 GMT</pubDate>
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      <dc:creator>Grandchunk  K.</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2008-12-16T03:31:18Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Christmas Toy Ideas That Never Caught On... (Take II)</title>
      <link>http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977535944</link>
      <description>I did this one 2 years agao and there were alot of GREAT ideas.  I will get started with my list, please feel free to add on: 

    

   Tickle-Me Elton        

  Garbage-Patch Dolls . . .</description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 15 Dec 2008 16:11:15 GMT</pubDate>
      <guid>http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977535944</guid>
      <dc:creator>Grandchunk  K.</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2008-12-15T16:11:15Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Dido and Pancake Syrup - A Repost</title>
      <link>http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977530725</link>
      <description>There was nothing really that interesting about how this day started.    I was alone in the house, I woke up late, and I was dragging my feet as I got ready for work.    As with most mornings . . .</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 09 Dec 2008 21:48:41 GMT</pubDate>
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      <dc:creator>Grandchunk  K.</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2008-12-09T21:48:41Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Questions That Haunt Me</title>
      <link>http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977530355</link>
      <description>If you have sex with a prostitute against her will, is it considered rape or shoplifting?   

 
 
   Can you cry under water?   

 
 
   How important does a person have to be before they are considered . . .</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 09 Dec 2008 15:38:28 GMT</pubDate>
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      <dc:creator>Grandchunk  K.</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2008-12-09T15:38:28Z</dc:date>
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      <title>So, why was my 2008 so great...</title>
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      <description>In early 2008 I turned 40.  Since then, I have had 2 surgeries, 2 EKGs, numerous MRIs and scans, and another procedure that required anesthesia.  In addition to my poor health in 2008 I was . . .</description>
      <pubDate>Fri, 05 Dec 2008 15:08:11 GMT</pubDate>
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      <dc:creator>Grandchunk  K.</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2008-12-05T15:08:11Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Wisdom of Larry the Cable Guy</title>
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      <description>         1. A day without sunshine is like night.  

  2. On the other hand, you have different fingers.  

  3. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on . . .</description>
      <pubDate>Sat, 21 Jun 2008 00:39:15 GMT</pubDate>
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      <dc:creator>Grandchunk  K.</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2008-06-21T00:39:15Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Mildred and Earl</title>
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      <description>Mildred, 93, was despondent over the 
 recent death of her husband Earl, 
 so she decided to just kill herself  
 and join him in death.      
    
 Thinking it would be best to get it   
 over with . . .</description>
      <pubDate>Sat, 07 Jun 2008 18:17:23 GMT</pubDate>
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      <dc:creator>Grandchunk  K.</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2008-06-07T18:17:23Z</dc:date>
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      <title>New Group-Backyard Wilderness</title>
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      <description>It seems almost all of us like to take pics or talk about what we saw in the back yard today (especially me). This group is the place to post your pics or articles to share with the rest of us what you . . .</description>
      <pubDate>Sun, 04 May 2008 22:39:42 GMT</pubDate>
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      <dc:creator>Grandchunk  K.</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2008-05-04T22:39:42Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Blackworm</title>
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      <description>As I drag my tired feet, 
 on to the cold cement floor 
 I find an eerie little visitor, 
 as I go to shut the door. 

 It's just a tiny black creature, 
 not sure of the term. 
 Could be a snail . . .</description>
      <pubDate>Sat, 26 Apr 2008 15:06:49 GMT</pubDate>
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      <dc:creator>Grandchunk  K.</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2008-04-26T15:06:49Z</dc:date>
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      <title>So this man walks into a bar...</title>
      <link>http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977328532</link>
      <description>...at the end of a long day at the office.  He's surprised to see that  he is the only patron in  the entire place.  He sits down and orders a beer.  The bar tender . . .</description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 21 Apr 2008 12:13:32 GMT</pubDate>
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      <dc:creator>Grandchunk  K.</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2008-04-21T12:13:32Z</dc:date>
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      <title>The Real Church</title>
      <link>http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977327455</link>
      <description>Have you ever been to church, 
 and before you sit down, 
 you get the uneasy feeling 
 that you should just turn around 

 In the third row is Dottie, 
 who makes a mean cake 
 and will sooner or later . . .</description>
      <pubDate>Sat, 19 Apr 2008 18:55:59 GMT</pubDate>
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      <dc:creator>Grandchunk  K.</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2008-04-19T18:55:59Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Awoken...</title>
      <link>http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977326904</link>
      <description>The dreams slept peacefully, 
 until a blue light made them stir. 
 Then sadly, the beautiful light was gone, 
 vanishing as quickly as it appeared.  

  It has faded into the painted desert, 
 but the . . .</description>
      <pubDate>Fri, 18 Apr 2008 21:30:32 GMT</pubDate>
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      <dc:creator>Grandchunk  K.</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2008-04-18T21:30:32Z</dc:date>
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      <title>The Gift - Haiku</title>
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      <description>A gift from a child.  

  A red pencil, not to use.  

  Never to lose it.</description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 16 Apr 2008 01:18:20 GMT</pubDate>
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      <dc:creator>Grandchunk  K.</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2008-04-16T01:18:20Z</dc:date>
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      <title>More Ambiguity</title>
      <link>http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977320571</link>
      <description>I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people 

 die of natural causes. 

   

 Gardening Rule: When weeding, the best way to make sure you are removing 

 a weed and not . . .</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 15 Apr 2008 02:30:18 GMT</pubDate>
      <guid>http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977320571</guid>
      <dc:creator>Grandchunk  K.</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2008-04-15T02:30:18Z</dc:date>
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      <title>The Philosophy of Ambiguity</title>
      <link>http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977313754</link>
      <description>For those who love the philosophy of ambiguity.... 
 
 
 1. Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things. 
 
 
 2. One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor..... 
 
 
 3. . . .</description>
      <pubDate>Sun, 13 Apr 2008 18:13:40 GMT</pubDate>
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      <dc:creator>Grandchunk  K.</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2008-04-13T18:13:40Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Sounds of Lonely (Haiku)</title>
      <link>http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977311967</link>
      <description>Faint sobs echoing,   

   off the cold walls of the house.   

   Cries of loneliness.</description>
      <pubDate>Sun, 13 Apr 2008 02:53:51 GMT</pubDate>
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      <dc:creator>Grandchunk  K.</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2008-04-13T02:53:51Z</dc:date>
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      <title>The Tear (Haiku)</title>
      <link>http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977309814</link>
      <description>Stoic man begins, 

 Writing to combat the pain. 

 Warm tear splashes down.</description>
      <pubDate>Sat, 12 Apr 2008 12:25:48 GMT</pubDate>
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      <dc:creator>Grandchunk  K.</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2008-04-12T12:25:48Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Dido and Pancake Syrup</title>
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      <description>There was nothing really that interesting about how this day started.    I was alone in the house, I woke up late, and I was dragging my feet as I got ready for work.    As with most mornings . . .</description>
      <pubDate>Sat, 12 Apr 2008 12:18:46 GMT</pubDate>
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      <dc:creator>Grandchunk  K.</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2008-04-12T12:18:46Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Cheek Sneak (Another semi-true experience)</title>
      <link>http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977303319</link>
      <description>I was sitting all alone 
 stuck at work late one night, 
 when my stomach got tense 
 then felt painful and tight. 

 I was feeling some rumbling, 
 I was starting to pay 
 for the chili and cold cuts . . .</description>
      <pubDate>Sun, 06 Apr 2008 20:51:03 GMT</pubDate>
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      <dc:creator>Grandchunk  K.</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2008-04-06T20:51:03Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Hug You Forever (Ode to My Daughter)</title>
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      <description>My heart first opened up to you,  

  when first I took you in hand.  

  Your twinkling brown eyes cast a spell  

  only a daddy would understand.  

    

  Each time that I hug you,  

  I wish . . .</description>
      <pubDate>Sun, 06 Apr 2008 02:38:59 GMT</pubDate>
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      <dc:creator>Grandchunk  K.</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2008-04-06T02:38:59Z</dc:date>
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      <title>New Group-The Kitchen Sink</title>
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      <description>Everyone is invited to join The Kitchen Sink.  Post any article or comment to have your posts seen by more people. 

  thekitchensink.gather.com</description>
      <pubDate>Sun, 06 Apr 2008 01:46:02 GMT</pubDate>
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      <dc:creator>Grandchunk  K.</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2008-04-06T01:46:02Z</dc:date>
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      <title>In My Corner</title>
      <link>http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977302737</link>
      <description>In my corner alone, 
 as the silence sets in. 
 I will take up my post, 
 let the vigil begin. 

 Though nobody beckons, 
 this appointment I keep. 
 To look out on the world, 
 as it lay fast asleep. . . .</description>
      <pubDate>Sun, 06 Apr 2008 01:22:55 GMT</pubDate>
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      <dc:creator>Grandchunk  K.</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2008-04-06T01:22:55Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Of Dreams Unfulfilled (Repost)</title>
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      <description>Tragic are dreams unfulfilled, 
 and memories not made. 
 Potential not realized, 
 and games never played.  

 When they had nine years behind them, 
 this humble man and his wife, 
 decided to this . . .</description>
      <pubDate>Sat, 05 Apr 2008 20:26:43 GMT</pubDate>
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      <dc:creator>Grandchunk  K.</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2008-04-05T20:26:43Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Walk with a Child (Repost)</title>
      <link>http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977302555</link>
      <description>Come now young man, 
 it is time to begin our journey. 
 Where are we going? 
 I thought the destination was clear. 
 How will we get there? 
 Follow me, and we will walk the road together. 

 I tried . . .</description>
      <pubDate>Sat, 05 Apr 2008 20:20:06 GMT</pubDate>
      <guid>http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977302555</guid>
      <dc:creator>Grandchunk  K.</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2008-04-05T20:20:06Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Diary of a Demented Snow Shoveler</title>
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      <description>December 8 6:00 PM 
 
It started to snow. The first snow of the season and 
the wife and I took our cocktails and sat for hours by 
the window watching the huge soft flakes drift down 
from heaven. It . . .</description>
      <pubDate>Sat, 15 Dec 2007 18:43:33 GMT</pubDate>
      <guid>http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977204530</guid>
      <dc:creator>Grandchunk  K.</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2007-12-15T18:43:33Z</dc:date>
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