http://durango.gather.com Recent Articles on Gather by Michael the #2 Ninja Kitteh en-us Copyright Gather Inc 2009 Tue, 29 Dec 2009 00:14:34 GMT 2009-12-29T00:14:34Z en-us Copyright Gather Inc 2009 http://www.gather.com/images/header/logo_gather.gif http://www.gather.com/ http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977928105 On the second day of Christmas my true love baked for me, Two Chicken-creepies .  Or crepes.   Whatevah . Yes, it's the second exciting installment of the 12 Regrettable Days of Christmas. . . . Thu, 03 Dec 2009 03:06:06 GMT http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977928105 Michael the #2 Ninja Kitteh 2009-12-03T03:06:06Z http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977768321 Friends and associates know what a garage-sale-aholic I can be, so when my partner suggested going to The World's Longest Yard Sale , he didn't need to ask twice. For those of you (like . . . Mon, 10 Aug 2009 01:10:57 GMT http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977768321 Michael the #2 Ninja Kitteh 2009-08-10T01:10:57Z http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977761477 It was over a year ago today that the inestimable Sharon Sugarmomma screamed "Hey!  My kid's having a luau party in 48 hours-- get your ass down to Cleveland!" Who the hell was this person inviting . . . Tue, 04 Aug 2009 00:48:20 GMT http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977761477 Michael the #2 Ninja Kitteh 2009-08-04T00:48:20Z http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977752957 The beans!  The beans! That's right avid Kitteh-garden-watchers: The beans have blossomed and burst from their buds, Ripened in the "Richigan" heat And drunk deeply a draught of its summer . . . Tue, 28 Jul 2009 00:07:33 GMT http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977752957 Michael the #2 Ninja Kitteh 2009-07-28T00:07:33Z http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977748526 "Did you get to the part where Dumbledore dies? No?  Nevermind."     Fri, 24 Jul 2009 01:48:55 GMT http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977748526 Michael the #2 Ninja Kitteh 2009-07-24T01:48:55Z http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977748503 That's right kids, Jeanz Krazy Kaptions celebrates its SECOND anniversary July 24, 2009! And to kick things off on the right foot, we're pledging to... welll... we really haven't thought that far ahead. . . . Fri, 24 Jul 2009 01:33:54 GMT http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977748503 Michael the #2 Ninja Kitteh 2009-07-24T01:33:54Z http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977735099 Here's your chance to write the next Great American Novel! Just write a sentence or two to continue the story! And it's OKAY to end the story or just mention how adorable Wonton is.   ==================================================== . . . Sun, 12 Jul 2009 04:14:59 GMT http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977735099 Michael the #2 Ninja Kitteh 2009-07-12T04:14:59Z http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977709595   Each year yours truly get the Yard Sale Bug in his britches and-- gathering up a few like-minded friends-- heads off to the annual Normal Park Community Yard Sale for our Annual Garage Sale . . . Fri, 12 Jun 2009 23:44:17 GMT http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977709595 Michael the #2 Ninja Kitteh 2009-06-12T23:44:17Z http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977649803   My Mood Tag Survey – Below is My Mood Tag Survey about me and the HOWEVERMANY (supposed to be five) friends I have tagged to fill it out next.Return to   healthyliving.gather.com . . . Wed, 08 Apr 2009 02:48:30 GMT http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977649803 Michael the #2 Ninja Kitteh 2009-04-08T02:48:30Z http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977649600 A recent photo montage from our own Mugg Muggles  encouraged me to share this tidbit with you. Sometimes, you never know just what you'll find in your own back yard. For example, a few . . . Tue, 07 Apr 2009 23:46:10 GMT http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977649600 Michael the #2 Ninja Kitteh 2009-04-07T23:46:10Z http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977634907 My good friend Sharon has just returned from the hospital, and to cheer her up I wanted to share some of the things happening in the #2 Ninja Kitteh household: Most exciting for ME: my flowers are . . . Mon, 23 Mar 2009 23:35:46 GMT http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977634907 Michael the #2 Ninja Kitteh 2009-03-23T23:35:46Z http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977628481 She was the freight train- the runaway- and the clickety-clack of the railroad tracks were her nails as they expertly hammered the keys.   Icy pleasure had struck the smile across the iron bulkhead . . . Tue, 17 Mar 2009 19:54:43 GMT http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977628481 Michael the #2 Ninja Kitteh 2009-03-17T19:54:43Z http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977622016 DOC Once he'd been the best of dwarves, And so to him they turned, And to his mighty chest of drawers, Of tonics, pills, and cures. Through the night he'd bravery fight, But no remedy . . . Thu, 12 Mar 2009 17:09:49 GMT http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977622016 Michael the #2 Ninja Kitteh 2009-03-12T17:09:49Z http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977619544 Hey Kids! After speaking with the editorial team and securing financial support from an anonymous source [wink, wink], I'm pleased to announce that Cookin' With Kitteh, Part Deux will be . . . Tue, 10 Mar 2009 17:07:28 GMT http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977619544 Michael the #2 Ninja Kitteh 2009-03-10T17:07:28Z http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977618419 Burial  Like lillies her fingers lay in her lap Cut-quick and refined in their curve, As she sat like the cup of coffee beside her: Cold and contained and unstirred. The tongue in his . . . Mon, 09 Mar 2009 16:29:36 GMT http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977618419 Michael the #2 Ninja Kitteh 2009-03-09T16:29:36Z http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977599397 Howdy all and welcome to the Kitteh Box .  Since I've spent so much time peeking in your windows, I guess it's only fair that I give you a brief tour of my own digs. I'm going to . . . Thu, 19 Feb 2009 04:46:51 GMT http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977599397 Michael the #2 Ninja Kitteh 2009-02-19T04:46:51Z http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977596896 Howdy folks! After many months of hard work and unreturned calls from Tom Hanks, the long-awaited video Liver in Lemon Sauce has been completed and is available for your viewing pleasure!  (Thanks . . . Mon, 16 Feb 2009 23:38:26 GMT http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977596896 Michael the #2 Ninja Kitteh 2009-02-16T23:38:26Z http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977585811 How many times has this happened to you: you wake up in a seedy motel, naked, confused, and handcuffed to the bedframe?  Boy do I hate when that happens! Where can you turn if your last name . . . Fri, 06 Feb 2009 00:58:04 GMT http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977585811 Michael the #2 Ninja Kitteh 2009-02-06T00:58:04Z http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977583821 It's February 3rd, meaning those of you recovering from your post-Groundhog Day Hangovers have plenty of time to celebrate the birthday of our own reporter extrodinaire, LOIS LANE ! According . . . Wed, 04 Feb 2009 00:47:57 GMT http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977583821 Michael the #2 Ninja Kitteh 2009-02-04T00:47:57Z http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977570967 This unusual sign was spotted last Sunday:   Scientists, scientologist, and gastronomists remain puzzled. Please stay tuned for more stomach-turning updates. Thu, 22 Jan 2009 03:49:08 GMT http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977570967 Michael the #2 Ninja Kitteh 2009-01-22T03:49:08Z http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977512538 Howdy, howdy all!  I wanted to share with you this fantastic article about the Texas Chair Project , starring my freakin' brother!!! Here's how it works: In 2007, renowned Texas . . . Fri, 21 Nov 2008 02:15:30 GMT http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977512538 Michael the #2 Ninja Kitteh 2008-11-21T02:15:30Z http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977497033 There's a LIFE CHANGING election going on, folks! No, I'm not talking about that whole Obama/Biden/McCain/Palin thing, I'm talking about the countdown for MOST REGRETTABLE RECIPE 2008 . . . Tue, 04 Nov 2008 03:33:11 GMT http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977497033 Michael the #2 Ninja Kitteh 2008-11-04T03:33:11Z http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977490275 Imporant Rules for Most Regrettable Recipe 2008: Rank this article for the recipe you think is the grossest. For more rules, check out past articles. Oh my!  It's 6:00 . . . Tue, 28 Oct 2008 03:11:38 GMT http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977490275 Michael the #2 Ninja Kitteh 2008-10-28T03:11:38Z http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977468942 What?  Who, this?  Why that's just me and my dear, personal friend , Jamie Lee Curtis , aka Lady Haden-Guest. OK, so maybe we're not on a "have your people call my people" . . . Mon, 06 Oct 2008 02:35:45 GMT http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977468942 Michael the #2 Ninja Kitteh 2008-10-06T02:35:45Z http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977468928 Just take a gander at this gorgeous girl-- as Autumn approaches Michigan's largest praying matises appear to lay their eggs before going to the great... errr... praying mantis place in the sky. . . . Mon, 06 Oct 2008 02:00:44 GMT http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977468928 Michael the #2 Ninja Kitteh 2008-10-06T02:00:44Z http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977382505 Each year a devout gang of friends and I celebrate the arrival of summer by combing through our community garage sales. It begins with a scavenger hunt of typical wares you find at most yard sales: . . . Wed, 25 Jun 2008 23:17:13 GMT http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977382505 Michael the #2 Ninja Kitteh 2008-06-25T23:17:13Z http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977380813 Two heads are better than one, at least that's what someone said.  So after fruitless years of searching, I've decided to appeal to you-- the Gather community -- to see if you know where . . . Mon, 23 Jun 2008 23:12:19 GMT http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977380813 Michael the #2 Ninja Kitteh 2008-06-23T23:12:19Z http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977297588 You have entered Gather's answer to The Gallery of Regrettable Food .   Our sympathies. REGRET. It's the feeling of disappointment about something one wishes could have been . . . Mon, 31 Mar 2008 01:25:15 GMT http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977297588 Michael the #2 Ninja Kitteh 2008-03-31T01:25:15Z http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977156099 For as long as there have been chickens to milk, people have been asking "So what the heck is this chicken milk thing?"  At last, the definite answer.     http://www.gather.com/viewImage.jsp?fileId=3096224744315726&iGrpId=3659174697248847 . . . Wed, 24 Oct 2007 03:00:26 GMT http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977156099 Michael the #2 Ninja Kitteh 2007-10-24T03:00:26Z http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977144870   Nestled in the Greenhorn Mountains, just around the bend from scenic San Isabel, one will chance upon one of Colorado's many undiscovered gems: Bishop Castle .      . . . Fri, 12 Oct 2007 02:03:47 GMT http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.action?articleId=281474977144870 Michael the #2 Ninja Kitteh 2007-10-12T02:03:47Z