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    <pubDate>Fri, 01 Jan 2010 21:24:31 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>Daily Nonsense: Two Cows Are Better Than Eight</title>
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      <description>Sometimes I find myself on the brink of a deep-rooted Cancer. Not the disease, but the astrological sign. I mean, have you ever seen EIGHT cows born under the Cancer sign, all together in one place?! . . .</description>
      <pubDate>Sat, 30 May 2009 19:07:04 GMT</pubDate>
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      <dc:creator>Kristen D.</dc:creator>
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      <title>Daily Nonsense: An Elephant Has More Than Three Wings</title>
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      <description>I took a little trip to the market the other day and came across an elephant with three wings. I thought this was strange, but it never even occurred to me that maybe this was normal for the elephant. . . .</description>
      <pubDate>Fri, 29 May 2009 15:51:41 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>Daily Nonsense: The Group With the Most Bark Wins</title>
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      <description>A terrible day is one where all the falling stars come out to play. They don't have much fun, but they sure can boogie. They eat sandwiches with plenty of relish, but just a little popcorn. When you . . .</description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 20 May 2009 16:20:10 GMT</pubDate>
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      <dc:creator>Kristen D.</dc:creator>
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      <title>Nonsense: My Camp's Famous Sticky Face</title>
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      <description>Formaldehyde is a way of life for many in the plane-up-the-nose industry. Cooks say it all the time. So do soldiers. But only my ball's dog knows the truth. You see, I fancy myself a sort of happy . . .</description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 20 May 2009 00:22:03 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>I Voted for Checks and Balances!</title>
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      <description>This election season, I just wanted to do what was right for the economy. If Republicans had been in control of Congress, I would have voted for Barack Obama so that we would have checks and balances, . . .</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 04 Nov 2008 17:05:05 GMT</pubDate>
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      <dc:creator>Kristen D.</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2008-11-04T17:05:05Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Nonsense: Chipmunks &amp; Fairies</title>
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      <description>Sometimes I go through a strange process at the end of the day. After thinking really hard for hours upon hours in front of the computer under fluorescent lights at my day job, I go a little bit insane. . . .</description>
      <pubDate>Sun, 27 Jul 2008 06:26:40 GMT</pubDate>
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      <dc:creator>Kristen D.</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2008-07-27T06:26:40Z</dc:date>
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      <title>The Dresden Files</title>
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      <description>Does anyone else watch this show? It's on the Sci Fi Channel, and happens to be my favorite. I'm just hoping it does not get cancelled. They are supposed to announce whether it will be renewed . . .</description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 02 May 2007 17:30:04 GMT</pubDate>
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      <dc:creator>Kristen D.</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2007-05-02T17:30:04Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Lesser of Two Evils</title>
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      <description>It is once again time for Republicans and Democrats to begin fighting to become the biggest “lesser of two evils.” It happens every four years, and is a reality contest that can be fun at times, . . .</description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 01 Feb 2007 06:44:07 GMT</pubDate>
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      <dc:creator>Kristen D.</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2007-02-01T06:44:07Z</dc:date>
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