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    <title>Gather: Articles by Andrea H.</title>
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    <copyright>Copyright Gather Inc 2009</copyright>
    <pubDate>Sun, 03 Jan 2010 14:44:18 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>Just a quick update....</title>
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      <description>For those of you who know and those who didn't my third granddaughter was due to be delivered wednesday by C- section. Well she is here and doing great and so is mommy!!! Little ( not really LOL) Gracie . . .</description>
      <pubDate>Fri, 02 Oct 2009 04:54:05 GMT</pubDate>
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      <dc:creator>Andrea H.</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2009-10-02T04:54:05Z</dc:date>
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      <title>A tribute.....</title>
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      <description>I know many of you have heard Patrick Swayze died lastnight, and may not want to hear anymore on him or this subject. I just wanted to express my sympathy for his family and friends. 
        . . .</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 15 Sep 2009 19:13:07 GMT</pubDate>
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      <dc:creator>Andrea H.</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2009-09-15T19:13:07Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Points</title>
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      <description>I was wondering about the points, I was told the hiher your points the slower the points seem to come in. If you cash in they come faster, I just thought you get them at the same speed no matter what . . .</description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 10 Sep 2009 09:55:04 GMT</pubDate>
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      <dc:creator>Andrea H.</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2009-09-10T09:55:04Z</dc:date>
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      <title>A Question</title>
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      <description>I have a question and I hope someone can help me. I was trying to put the pictures from my &amp;quot;Other&amp;quot; photo's into albums. I have tried several different times and just can not seem to get . . .</description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 30 Mar 2009 18:49:49 GMT</pubDate>
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      <dc:creator>Andrea H.</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2009-03-30T18:49:49Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Only in America</title>
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      <description>Spread the Stupidity     
 

   
   

   
 
 
   Only in America .....    do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people . . .</description>
      <pubDate>Mon, 30 Mar 2009 17:33:34 GMT</pubDate>
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      <dc:creator>Andrea H.</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2009-03-30T17:33:34Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Church Bulliten Bloopers</title>
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      <description>Christian Bulletin Bloopers 
 
Ushers will eat latecomers. (seat) 
 
She sang &amp;quot;I Will Not Pass This Way Again,&amp;quot; giving much pleasure to the congregation. 
 
Sermon this morning: Jesus Walks . . .</description>
      <pubDate>Fri, 27 Mar 2009 03:53:11 GMT</pubDate>
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      <dc:creator>Andrea H.</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2009-03-27T03:53:11Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Blind Date</title>
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      <description>Once there was a girl who wanted a boyfriend. Her mom wanted to help her, so she set up a blind date for her daughter. 
 
When the girl got back from the date she said &amp;quot;That was the worst night of . . .</description>
      <pubDate>Fri, 27 Mar 2009 03:34:37 GMT</pubDate>
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      <dc:creator>Andrea H.</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2009-03-27T03:34:37Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Points!</title>
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      <description>I am wondering about my points, I have been gathering all day and my points have not increased. It seems the more I gather the longer it takes to get them, I have noticed this  more the last few . . .</description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 26 Mar 2009 19:09:37 GMT</pubDate>
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      <dc:creator>Andrea H.</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2009-03-26T19:09:37Z</dc:date>
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      <title>I Just Wanna Bang On The Drum All Day</title>
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      <description>I Just Wanna Bang On The Drum All Day... 

 A researcher arrives in Borneo to gather data for his thesis. Accompanied by his trusty guide, he seeks out a very remote locale for researching the mating . . .</description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 26 Mar 2009 10:44:16 GMT</pubDate>
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      <dc:creator>Andrea H.</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2009-03-26T10:44:16Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Donkey and a Mule- From an e mail</title>
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      <description>In ancient times, a caravan driver set forth on a journey, driving before him a Donkey and a Mule, both well laden. The Donkey, as long as he traveled along the plain, carried his load with ease, but . . .</description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 26 Mar 2009 10:40:39 GMT</pubDate>
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      <dc:creator>Andrea H.</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2009-03-26T10:40:39Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Deputy V.S Lawyer- An email I recieved</title>
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      <description>TEXAS DEPUTY SHERIFF vs     NEW YORK LAWYER      
  
  Only in    Texas    my friends...Only in Texas ...Too bad....  
   A lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a sheriff's deputy. . . .</description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 26 Mar 2009 10:36:29 GMT</pubDate>
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      <dc:creator>Andrea H.</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2009-03-26T10:36:29Z</dc:date>
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      <title>The Devil and the Golfer</title>
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      <description>The Devil And  The Golfer  

 A stranger walks up to him and whispers, &amp;quot;Would you give up a fourth of your sex life?&amp;quot; 
 
The golfer thinks the man is crazy and that his answer will be meaningless . . .</description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 26 Mar 2009 10:32:33 GMT</pubDate>
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      <dc:creator>Andrea H.</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2009-03-26T10:32:33Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Deer Hunting</title>
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      <description>Deer Hunting 

 Two hunters were dragging their dead deer back to their car. Another hunter approached pulling his along too. 
 
&amp;quot;Hey, I don't want to tell you how to do something ... but I can . . .</description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 26 Mar 2009 10:29:49 GMT</pubDate>
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      <dc:creator>Andrea H.</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2009-03-26T10:29:49Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Give Bubba A chance</title>
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      <description>Give Bubba a Chance 

 It was graduation night at Cox High School and they were about halfway through the ceremony when the principal said, &amp;quot; Ladies and Gentlemen , we have a problem, Bubba is a . . .</description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 26 Mar 2009 10:26:06 GMT</pubDate>
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      <dc:creator>Andrea H.</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2009-03-26T10:26:06Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Signs on Church Property- From an Email</title>
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      <description>Signs on Church Property 

 &amp;quot;No God-No Peace. Know God-Know Peace.&amp;quot; 
 
&amp;quot;Free Trip to heaven. Details Inside!&amp;quot; 
 
&amp;quot;Try our Sundays. They are better than  Baskin-Robbins .&amp;quot; . . .</description>
      <pubDate>Thu, 26 Mar 2009 10:21:50 GMT</pubDate>
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      <dc:creator>Andrea H.</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2009-03-26T10:21:50Z</dc:date>
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      <title>From an email I recieved</title>
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      <description>A young and successful executive was traveling down a neighborhood street, going a bit too fast in his new Jaguar. He was watching for kids darting out from between parked cars and slowed down when he . . .</description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 25 Mar 2009 10:57:39 GMT</pubDate>
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      <dc:creator>Andrea H.</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2009-03-25T10:57:39Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Last Rites....</title>
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      <description>Last Rites ... 

 A lawyer was on his deathbed in his bedroom, and he called to his wife. 
 
She rushed in and said, &amp;quot;What is it, honey?&amp;quot; 
 
He told her to run and get the bible as soon as . . .</description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 25 Mar 2009 10:53:25 GMT</pubDate>
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      <dc:creator>Andrea H.</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2009-03-25T10:53:25Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Rapist New tricks- Taken from an e mail- This is not a joke</title>
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      <description>  
 

 
 
 
  Rapist's New Trick -- Please take 3 minutes and read this ... then pass it on. 
 
 RAPIST  TRICK 
 
Know what money you are carrying..  You will see why as you . . .</description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 25 Mar 2009 10:30:19 GMT</pubDate>
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      <dc:creator>Andrea H.</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2009-03-25T10:30:19Z</dc:date>
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      <title>A nutty game</title>
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      <description>A Nutty Game 

 A doctor at an (insane) asylum decided to take his inmates to a baseball game. For weeks in advance, he coached his patients to respond to his commands. When the day of the game arrived, . . .</description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 25 Mar 2009 10:21:19 GMT</pubDate>
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      <dc:creator>Andrea H.</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2009-03-25T10:21:19Z</dc:date>
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      <title>A long way home</title>
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      <description>A Long Way Home 

 Two blonde friends were going on a trip to  Florida . A neighbor told them that they'd be fine as long as they paid attention to the road signs along the way. But they'd driven . . .</description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 25 Mar 2009 10:17:07 GMT</pubDate>
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      <dc:creator>Andrea H.</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2009-03-25T10:17:07Z</dc:date>
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      <title>The first time in church</title>
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      <description>First Time in Church 

 The little girl went to church for the first time. As she was leaving with her parents, the minister asked how she had liked church. 
 
&amp;quot;I liked the music,&amp;quot; she replied, . . .</description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 25 Mar 2009 10:13:24 GMT</pubDate>
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      <dc:creator>Andrea H.</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2009-03-25T10:13:24Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Elk Hunting</title>
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      <description>Elk Hunting  

 Bubba and Jake chartered a plane with a pilot to drop them off in the wilds of  Alaska  for a week of elk hunting, just the same as they did the year before. 
 
When the pilot returned . . .</description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 25 Mar 2009 10:09:14 GMT</pubDate>
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      <dc:creator>Andrea H.</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2009-03-25T10:09:14Z</dc:date>
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      <title>New Rules for eating. This was an e mail sent to me lol it is kinda crazy</title>
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      <description>Q:   I've heard that  cardiovascular exercise can prolong life; is this  true?    
  A:   Your heart is only good  for so many beats, and that's it... Don't waste them on . . .</description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 25 Mar 2009 10:03:10 GMT</pubDate>
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      <dc:creator>Andrea H.</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2009-03-25T10:03:10Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Thats when the fight started! lol cute!</title>
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      <description>&amp;gt; 
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&amp;gt; 
&amp;gt; SUBJECT: THAT'S WHEN THE FIGHT STARTED 
&amp;gt;            You'll like these!   Juanita 
&amp;gt; 
&amp;gt; My wife . . .</description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 25 Mar 2009 02:39:13 GMT</pubDate>
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      <dc:creator>Andrea H.</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2009-03-25T02:39:13Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Ouch!</title>
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      <description>Morning Sex 
 
 
 
She was standing in the kitchen preparing to boil eggs for breakfast, 
 wearing only the t-shirt that she normally slept in. 
As I walked in almost awake she turned and said softly, . . .</description>
      <pubDate>Wed, 25 Mar 2009 02:29:34 GMT</pubDate>
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      <dc:creator>Andrea H.</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2009-03-25T02:29:34Z</dc:date>
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      <title>I am sooo proud of my daughter!!!!!</title>
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      <description>My youngest daughter  Michelle has recieved a very awesome oppertunity. She was nominated for inclusion in the official 2009 United States Achievement Academy National Year Book. Here it what the . . .</description>
      <pubDate>Tue, 24 Mar 2009 03:03:12 GMT</pubDate>
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      <dc:creator>Andrea H.</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2009-03-24T03:03:12Z</dc:date>
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      <title>the wongs - kinda cute</title>
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      <description>   

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
  The Wongs  

     

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
  Su Wong marries Lee Wong. The next year, the Wongs have . . .</description>
      <pubDate>Sat, 21 Mar 2009 19:09:37 GMT</pubDate>
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      <dc:creator>Andrea H.</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2009-03-21T19:09:37Z</dc:date>
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      <title>Yes!</title>
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      <description>--- 

   

 
 
 
 
  To my 'selected' strange-minded friends:   
 
  If you can read the following paragraph, forward it on to your friends and the person . . .</description>
      <pubDate>Fri, 20 Mar 2009 19:55:06 GMT</pubDate>
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      <dc:creator>Andrea H.</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2009-03-20T19:55:06Z</dc:date>
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      <title>THOU SHALT NOT STEAL!!! FUNNY</title>
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      <description>Written in the good book ( Thou Shalt Not Steal !! )     
 
 
 
 (This is just too funny! This could only be true; you   simply can't make this stuff up!)  
 
 Clutching their Kohl's  shopping . . .</description>
      <pubDate>Fri, 20 Mar 2009 12:31:42 GMT</pubDate>
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      <dc:creator>Andrea H.</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2009-03-20T12:31:42Z</dc:date>
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      <title>MEET MARVIN</title>
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      <description>Meet Marvin, men's answer to Maxine         
      
      Men strike back!      
 
  How many men does it take to open a beer?        
  None. It should be opened . . .</description>
      <pubDate>Fri, 20 Mar 2009 01:25:01 GMT</pubDate>
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      <dc:creator>Andrea H.</dc:creator>
      <dc:date>2009-03-20T01:25:01Z</dc:date>
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