Tag: farts
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April 22, 2008 11:54 AM EDT --
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/24245365/wid/11915773?GT1=31037
Up to 30 seconds before your goof, the brain starts acting abnormally
We've all goofed up and flubbed up things we've previously . . . more
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June 10, 2008 05:10 PM EDT --
You hear a lot about people's "carbon footprint" these days. It's a phrase that is meant to help make us aware of how much we, individually, add to CO2 emissions and thereby, . . . more
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March 10, 2007 09:11 AM EST --
For those who are joining this series in progress, we are studying and taking a light-farted...err...hearted look at a function we all do whether we like to admit it or not . . . more
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December 11, 2006 02:00 PM EST --
Hmm...
Meet the world’s top destroyer of the environment. It is not the car, or the plane,or even George Bush: it is the cow.
A United Nations report has identified the world’s rapidly growing . . . more
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October 08, 2007 10:14 AM EDT --
Bullwinkle Moose killed in accident!
It is with great sadness we report that Bullwinkle the Moose, long retired and on vacation on the East Coast of Canada was killed in a freak accident on the weekend. . . . more
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March 10, 2007 06:14 PM EST --
Going down the highway, going eighty-four,
Johnny cut a gasser and it blew me out the door.
The engine, it exploded; the chassis fell apart,
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February 06, 2006 11:51 AM EST --
His eyes were burning, feeling as dry as the Nevada desert. A quick check of the clock revealed the time was 3:03 a.m. He could hardly keep his eyes open. Though he fought against it, . . . more
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March 11, 2007 11:04 AM EDT --
Here I sit, broken hearted,
Tried to poop, but only farted.
Yesterday, I took a chance,
Tried to fart, but pooped my pants.
. . . more
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July 08, 2008 03:56 PM EDT --
This is not a senseless article, but it's still not important.
Sight - The other day a TV commercial was saying how our eyes have evolved over the last 2 billion years. I'm . . . more
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October 26, 2007 02:59 AM EDT --
My roomie has a dog, named Brutus. He's a boxer, and he's a really good dog. Except for one thing. Brutus is a farter. Now, I know that some people like to pass a little gas and blame it on . . . more
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August 30, 2007 07:49 PM EDT --
hmm....i'd like to play some word games too!
how many words can you make with this sentence?
i'm hungry for chicken pot pie.
here's mine- topping
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June 25, 2008 01:58 PM EDT --
Girls fart an average of 3 times more than men.
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January 23, 2008 02:52 PM EST --
Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it.
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The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting . . . more
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May 13, 2007 01:33 AM EDT --
Effectiveness of Barn-based Methane Recovery in Dairy Cattle
Abstract: An examination of the use of devices designed to collect releases of gasses in dairy cattle confined to the average dairy barn. A . . . more
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October 10, 2007 08:25 PM EDT --
Usually it's Fox News that goes for the sensational but this time it's former Mexican President Vicente Fox who is trying to grab the headlines.
Speaking on the Larry King show, Fox confirmed . . . more
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September 12, 2007 08:16 PM EDT --
yep.
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October 18, 2007 07:02 PM EDT --
I am suffering from a mild case of random thoughts today, so they are all getting squished in to one article just so I can go about my business.
1) Odd experience at Subway. I stopped in for a bowl . . . more
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October 19, 2007 12:33 PM EDT --
Sometimes I wish my life had theme music playing in the backgroud or that I could randomly burst out in to a song and dance number and people would join me in a spectacular choreographed moment of my . . . more
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July 18, 2008 03:51 PM EDT --
A healthy individual releases 3.5 oz. of gas in a single flatulent emission, or about 17 oz. in a day.
I wonder if I'm extra healthy or sick... 17oz worth of "flatulent emissions" are . . . more
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March 09, 2007 08:22 PM EST --
Beans, beans, the magical fruit;
The more you eat, the more you toot!
The more you toot, the better you feel,
So let's have beans for . . . more
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