Tag: engineers
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May 10, 2008 03:24 PM EDT --
My gf, Heather, just sent this link to me and it's absolutely hilarious. Have a look and tell me what you think:
http://i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=29100
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April 02, 2008 05:17 AM EDT --
There was an engineer who had an exceptional gift for fixing all things mechanical. After serving his company loyally for over 30 years, he happily retired.
Several years later the company contacted . . . more
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June 07, 2008 09:44 AM EDT --
An engineer was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess."
He bent over, picked up the frog and put it in . . . more
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April 30, 2008 07:25 PM EDT --
WOMEN AS EX PLAINED BY ENGINEERS
PART I
PART II
PART III
PART IV
PART V
C):-)
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April 21, 2008 07:58 AM EDT --
An architect, an artist and an engineer were discussing whether it was better to spend time with the wife or a mistress.
The architect said he enjoyed time with his wife, building a solid foundation . . . more
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March 16, 2007 01:51 AM EDT --
I take mass transit to work each day. Thousands of business people take the rail south from Plano into downtown Dallas each morning, and I ride the rail north from downtown Dallas to Plano. . . . more
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July 11, 2007 01:46 PM EDT --
I made a comment in another article about how statistics can lie and it reminded me of a joke I heard in business school:
There were three people applying for a high level position at a company . . . more
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March 20, 2008 01:16 PM EDT --
[ This came to me by way of our own Max Babi! ]
Understanding Engineers - Take 1
Two engineering students were walking across a university campus where one said, "Where did you . . . more
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March 31, 2008 12:35 PM EDT --
To the optimist, the glass is half full.
To the pessimist, the glass is half empty.
To the engineer, the glass is
twice as big as it needs to be.
(an e-mail forward)
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June 15, 2008 11:34 AM EDT --
What is the difference between Mechanical Engineers and Civil Engineers?
Mechanical Engineers build weapons. Civil Engineers build targets.
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Normal people ... believe that if it ain't . . . more
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September 05, 2006 09:34 PM EDT --
I wrote this back in 1985 the night I made this drive. It was an astonishing solitary hour's journey and I still think about how what we often see is not what's really there. Your critical comments . . . more
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January 18, 2007 12:24 AM EST --
New Networks Monitor PowerDistribution in Iraq
Jan 12, 2007
BY Mohammed Aliwi, Army Corps of Engineers
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Greg Fillers, chief of programs . . . more
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April 04, 2008 09:37 AM EDT --
In continuing the engineering humor, I happened upon this rather interesting little video clip quite by accident. In the clip (found on YouTube), they filled a pool with a mix of cornstarch and water . . . more
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October 21, 2007 12:07 AM EDT --
I have watched with interest the news on the serious drought in north Georgia that is causing unease now. We have dropping levels of Lake Lanier, and a budding argument between Governor Sonny Perdue and . . . more
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December 14, 2007 04:43 PM EST --
If you have ever seen the movie "A FEW GOOD MEN"? Now imagine it with Tom Cruse (architect) and Jack Nickleson (MEP engineer)...
MEP Engineer: You want answers?
Architect: I think . . . more
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July 17, 2007 09:55 PM EDT --
...do their maintenance when the East Coast is sleeping!
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August 04, 2006 03:34 PM EDT --
Is Hell Exothermic or Endothermic? Another article lifted from e-mail.
Just what I would expect from an engineer!!!!
The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry . . . more
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June 09, 2008 05:23 PM EDT --
Would one of you PLEASE explain to me what this THING is with men and doing the laundry?
Every man I've ever lived with on a daily basis (and, believe me, honey, I've lived . . . more
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February 09, 2007 01:24 AM EST --
In a recent article, writer Paul Chen notes that Chinese scientists believe aliens live among them.
This startling revelation comes from a country that the western world might view as backward . . . more
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June 20, 2008 12:31 PM EDT --
The organization "Scientists & Engineers for America (SEA)" and fourteen other science organizations have come together to ask the 2008 congressional candidates seven questions on science . . . more
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