Tag: email funny
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November 06, 2006 10:28 AM EST --
My Private Part Died Today!
An old man, Mr. Goldstein, was living the last of his life in a nursing home.
One day he appeared to be very sad and depressed. Nurse Tracy asked if there was anything wrong. . . .
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December 28, 2009 01:38 AM EST --
Lovers of the English language enjoy this..It is an example of why people learning English have trouble. Learning the nuances of English makes it a . . .
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June 21, 2007 03:44 PM EDT --
Real Classified Ads
FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.
8 years old. Hateful little bastard. Bites!
FREE PUPPIES:
1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog.
FREE PUPPIES..
Mother, . . .
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August 21, 2008 07:41 AM EDT --
Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants.
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April 18, 2007 10:31 AM EDT --
arc max Jokes
For sherry
Tuesday April 17, 2007
• Parking Meter
• It Just Shows Stars
• Blonde & Overhead Transparancy
• . . .
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July 17, 2007 03:25 AM EDT --
Well, I am up late again when I should be sleeping! I only have a 6:40 AM flight to catch this morning and it is 12:22 right now. So, being the bad girl that I am I am still up Gathering and . . .
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April 11, 2008 09:10 AM EDT --
Thank you!
I just want to thank all of you for your educational e-mails over the past year.
Thanks to you, I no longer open a public bathroom door without . . .
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January 15, 2009 09:52 AM EST --
I just received an email here on Gather that was obviously spam. The lady stated that she wanted to know more about me, and that she was looking for a good man in her life. LOL If she had bothered to . . .
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February 10, 2009 10:17 AM EST --
WORST FIRST DATE STORY EVER
If you didn't see this on the Tonight show, I hope you're sitting down
when you read it. This is probably the funniest date story . . .
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April 15, 2009 06:49 PM EDT --
An old Italian lived alone in New Jersey . He wanted to plant his
annual tomato garden, but it was very difficult work, as the ground was
hard. His only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was . . .
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October 17, 2008 04:58 PM EDT --
Most of the American populace thinks it improper to spank children, so I have tried other methods to control my kids when they have one of 'those moments.'
One that . . .
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November 03, 2006 05:42 PM EST --
9 Things I Hate About Everyone
1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet . . .
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January 29, 2008 12:59 PM EST --
Examples of creativity provided by a 6th grade class during history tests:
1. The greatest writer of the Renaissance was William Shakespeare. He was born in the 1564, supposedly on his birthday. . . .
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September 10, 2008 12:47 AM EDT --
This was sent to my email. Thought I'd share the chuckle~ =)
Murphy's other 15 laws
1. Light travels faster than sound.This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. . . .
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March 09, 2009 07:09 PM EDT --
THINGS THAT ARE *DIFFICULT* TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Innovative
2. Preliminary
3. Proliferation
4. Cinnamon
THINGS THAT ARE *VERY DIFFICULT* TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Specificity
2. Anti-constitutionalistically . . .
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January 17, 2007 08:50 PM EST --
MY PAST YEAR OF EMAILS....
I must send my thanks to whoever sent me the one about rat poop in the glue on envelopes because I
now have to use a wet towel with every envelope that needs . . .
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July 13, 2007 12:33 PM EDT --
And They Ask Why I Like Retirement !
Question: How many days in a week?
Answer: 6 Saturdays, 1 Sunday
Question: When is a retiree's bedtime?
Answer: Three hours . . .
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November 07, 2007 10:18 AM EST --
The 'Rules of the South' are as follows!!!
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1. Pull your droopy pants up. You look like an idiot.
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November 07, 2007 10:48 AM EST --
IDIOT SIGHTING:
I had to have the garage door repaired. The Sears repairman told us that one of our problems was that we did not have a "large" enough motor on the opener. I . . .
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February 18, 2009 09:02 PM EST --
This was e-mailed to me and it was the funniest thing I have read in a while, It's kind of long, sorry, but worth it!~
If you have raised kids (or been one), and gone through the . . .
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