Tag: drunk
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June 12, 2008 12:13 PM EDT --
Things that are difficult to say when drunk:
Innovative
Preliminary
Proliferation
Cinnamon
Things that are very difficult to say when drunk:
Specificity
British Constitution . . . more
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September 01, 2007 12:55 AM EDT --
My mother lives on a river with a nice big yard. The last few years, she has us all camp out in her yard over Labor Day weekend. The first year (3 years ago counting this year's get together), I didn't . . . more
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December 23, 2007 03:57 AM EST --
Okay so before HE tells everyone I thought I'd embarass myself without his help. To begin with, let it be known that I am not a drinker. I did that in my younger years, but I hardly ever drink alcohol. . . . more
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March 20, 2008 11:25 PM EDT --
I was at the grocery store today paying for my food. A drunk came up behind me and said,
"You're single aren't you lady?"
I asked how he knew.
He said, "You're . . . more
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July 12, 2008 07:27 AM EDT --
Why do I let people who don't matter to me get under my skin to the point that I toss and turn all night and now feel like crap because I didn't get enough sleep? Once again my neighbor Marilyn . . . more
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February 22, 2008 10:16 PM EST --
I had never heard of this word,but according to my daughter, it means crazy drunk. She had a friend who she has parted ways with over the last few months because she doesn't agree with some of the . . . more
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August 31, 2007 10:31 PM EDT --
THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK
1. Innovative
2. Preliminary
3. Proliferation
4. Cinnamon
THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
1. Specificity
2. Anti-constitutionalities
3. . . . more
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June 17, 2007 09:07 PM EDT --
Just for you Debra H!! Lol - this is what happens when you sit on the computer alll daaaayyy looongnggggg....
Looking through drunk gather eyes
I can not even see my demise
for articles . . . more
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September 14, 2007 05:31 PM EDT --
Drinking and driving is very dangerous, yet some people still do it. The following tips can help you to do your part by keeping someone who’s been drinking off the road. How you approach someone . . . more
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December 29, 2007 09:31 AM EST --
(Story verified by Snopes.com!)
Dear Gather friends, this came in my email the other day. I hope it tugs at your heart, and brings tears to your eyes as it did mine. I hope . . . more
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February 12, 2008 02:57 PM EST --
My mother and father were never married. They apparently weren't together very long before my mom got pregnant with me and split up 6 months before i was born.
I had a wonderful wonderful . . . more
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July 31, 2007 09:41 PM EDT --
No Recovery
The knob turned easy and his hand slid 'round
The door fell open all at once
The weight of his body lunged forward and down
He was in, at home, but just too drunk.
Bartender called . . . more
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October 04, 2007 10:37 AM EDT --
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/21121028/
A man accused of drunken driving reportedly tried to outrun the police on his riding lawnmower. He was driving home with a case of beer strapped to the front . . . more
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October 31, 2007 09:50 AM EDT --
An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests,
the last of which had left his bodily systems extremely upset.
Upon making several false alarm trips to the bathroom, he decided . . . more
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January 09, 2007 10:09 AM EST --
Paddy was driving down the street in a sweat because he had an important
meeting and couldn't find a parking place. Looking up to heaven he said,
"Lord take pity on me. . . . more
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March 18, 2007 02:56 AM EDT --
I was cold as hell, frozen in place with a racing heart,
keenly indifferent, and aching to be well.
I was a losing winner.
Or maybe a winning loser.
A monstrous little building ambushed . . . more
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November 13, 2007 04:05 PM EST --
She could have built a school in a poor country, that's been done. Help poor orphans find good homes, been done. Theres always feeding the poor, ok thats been done. So what could . . . more
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December 30, 2007 10:47 PM EST --
Seems it never fails people want to have a good time on New Years and they take it to far. One night of fun can end in a lifetime of pain and nightmares. It seems like it isn't the one who is drunk . . . more
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January 18, 2008 09:44 AM EST --
Autopsy reports of the San Francisco tiger attack victims have shown that they were both intoxicated and had traces of marijuana in their system. I think by the time this is all over, the fault will be . . . more
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January 26, 2008 06:33 AM EST --
This is too funny for words.....
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