Tag: dork
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May 08, 2006 03:24 AM EDT --
Sunday May 7th - 9:12 PM
"Mom?"
"Yeah sweetie, what is it?"
"We have to talk."
"Hmmm?"
"Stop typing Mom..... Mom....MOM!!"
"Yes? I'm . . .
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April 06, 2007 04:26 PM EDT --
Yesterday my friend Clyde asked me, "Did you see American Idol the other night? Man, I thought for sure Traci was going to make it, but they got rid of her and kept that moron Todd. And then that . . .
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August 29, 2007 04:24 PM EDT --
So, I'm sitting here at work, and one of my groups, "Ok, I'm a dork" prompted me to remember that I haven't had to sing my signature song at work lately.
Let me elaborate. . . .
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June 13, 2007 01:14 AM EDT --
Peek-a-boo!
Feeling kind a KRAZY.....
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February 28, 2009 09:20 PM EST --
This week I heard a song on the radio that was vaguely familiar and one I really liked. I was wondering who it was by so I asked my husband if he knew. He didn't and suggested I google the lyrics . . .
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April 17, 2007 11:43 PM EDT --
Driving by the high school parking lot last week, I was struck by the fact that every vehicle sitting out there that could be clearly and easily distinguished from a pile of scrap metal. Most of them were . . .
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November 08, 2007 06:52 PM EST --
Like first loves, first cars are unforgettable.
Tell us about your first car. Make, model, color, customizations, funky details, etc.,
I'll start:
My first car was a huge cream colored 62 . . .
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October 16, 2008 04:45 PM EDT --
Christopher's AP American Gov't class was asked to put together a float for the Roswell Children's Parade. Apparently the group that originally was suppose to build the float had to back out, . . .
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February 19, 2009 12:42 AM EST --
1. I watch cartoons on a regular basis and frequently laugh out loud when watching.
2. I talk to my pets when I'm the only one home... in a baby voice.
3. When something . . .
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May 20, 2006 01:59 PM EDT --
First published April 29, 2005
I'm an excellent cook.
Ok, I'll admit it - saying that is a lot like Dustin Hoffman's character in Rain Man saying, "I'm an excellent driver." . . .
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May 26, 2006 05:15 PM EDT --
This column originally appeared in What I've Learned So Far...
Ok, I realize that I write a lot about the differences between men and women. That's because there are just so many differences, . . .
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January 21, 2007 06:48 PM EST --
My son and I recently went into a candle store to buy my wife a candle for a gift. On purpose. Just the two of us guys.
What could we have been thinking?
When I was a kid, there were two kinds of candles . . .
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May 09, 2007 11:06 AM EDT --
Springtime around here involves a number of rituals. There is the Baring Of Pasty White Skin I documented a few weeks ago. There is the Chipping Of Horrible Stuff From The Barbecue. There is the First . . .
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May 16, 2007 02:12 PM EDT --
I have a gig coming up. How cool is that?
For those of you who are not rock legends - or who have never watched a television show or a movie about rock legends – or who have been living on one of . . .
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May 23, 2007 11:13 AM EDT --
The Gig is finished. My throat has recovered to the extent that I can croak out whole sentences. I've polished most of the flop sweat off the guitars. I've collected my check. And through the whole . . .
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May 30, 2007 11:51 AM EDT --
Beep, beep, beep.
You wake up from a light, fitful sleep at 3 AM to the sounds of your heart monitor beeping and the semi-hushed voices of two nurses outside your room discussing household indiscretions . . .
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April 25, 2007 11:55 PM EDT --
Ok, the ice is gone from the lake. The mounds of grimy black snow that have been stacked on either side of the driveway since December have melted away. Crocuses and tulips are poking their heads out of . . .
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June 07, 2007 05:19 PM EDT --
I just got back from my weekly trip to Costco.
I borrowed a furniture dolly from a neighbor so I could haul my 200-roll Convenience Pack of toilet paper, my thirty pound Family Pack of chicken wings, . . .
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May 07, 2006 12:25 PM EDT --
First published February 10, 2006
Last week in this column we tackled the use of "blogs" by "Generation Y," or "Generation Z" or "Generation Shrek" or whatever . . .
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April 11, 2007 10:42 PM EDT --
It's April. Tax time. May heaven help us all.
Ok, I realize that not everyone is as freaked out about taxes as I am. In fact some people appear to actually enjoy this annual rite of calculating the . . .
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