Tag: dork
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February 10, 2007 02:58 PM EST --
You can find me in a silky forest living off of the blood of my host,
Eternally dodging the threat of demise.
You health, I will compromise.
Neither loved nor condoned.
Always evicted from . . . more
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May 08, 2006 03:24 AM EDT --
Sunday May 7th - 9:12 PM
"Mom?"
"Yeah sweetie, what is it?"
"We have to talk."
"Hmmm?"
"Stop typing Mom..... Mom....MOM!!"
"Yes? I'm . . . more
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June 13, 2007 01:14 AM EDT --
Peek-a-boo!
Feeling kind a KRAZY.....
. . . more
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April 17, 2007 11:43 PM EDT --
Driving by the high school parking lot last week, I was struck by the fact that every vehicle sitting out there that could be clearly and easily distinguished from a pile of scrap metal. Most of them were . . . more
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May 23, 2007 11:13 AM EDT --
The Gig is finished. My throat has recovered to the extent that I can croak out whole sentences. I've polished most of the flop sweat off the guitars. I've collected my check. And through the whole . . . more
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November 08, 2007 06:52 PM EST --
Like first loves, first cars are unforgettable.
Tell us about your first car. Make, model, color, customizations, funky details, etc.,
I'll start:
My first car was a huge cream colored 62 . . . more
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April 06, 2007 04:26 PM EDT --
Yesterday my friend Clyde asked me, "Did you see American Idol the other night? Man, I thought for sure Traci was going to make it, but they got rid of her and kept that moron Todd. And then that . . . more
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May 16, 2007 02:12 PM EDT --
I have a gig coming up. How cool is that?
For those of you who are not rock legends - or who have never watched a television show or a movie about rock legends – or who have been living on one of . . . more
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August 29, 2007 04:24 PM EDT --
So, I'm sitting here at work, and one of my groups, "Ok, I'm a dork" prompted me to remember that I haven't had to sing my signature song at work lately.
Let me elaborate. . . . more
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May 07, 2006 12:25 PM EDT --
First published February 10, 2006
Last week in this column we tackled the use of "blogs" by "Generation Y," or "Generation Z" or "Generation Shrek" or whatever . . . more
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May 20, 2006 01:59 PM EDT --
First published April 29, 2005
I'm an excellent cook.
Ok, I'll admit it - saying that is a lot like Dustin Hoffman's character in Rain Man saying, "I'm an excellent driver." . . . more
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May 26, 2006 05:15 PM EDT --
This column originally appeared in What I've Learned So Far...
Ok, I realize that I write a lot about the differences between men and women. That's because there are just so many differences, . . . more
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January 21, 2007 06:48 PM EST --
My son and I recently went into a candle store to buy my wife a candle for a gift. On purpose. Just the two of us guys.
What could we have been thinking?
When I was a kid, there were two kinds of candles . . . more
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May 09, 2007 11:06 AM EDT --
Springtime around here involves a number of rituals. There is the Baring Of Pasty White Skin I documented a few weeks ago. There is the Chipping Of Horrible Stuff From The Barbecue. There is the First . . . more
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May 30, 2007 11:51 AM EDT --
Beep, beep, beep.
You wake up from a light, fitful sleep at 3 AM to the sounds of your heart monitor beeping and the semi-hushed voices of two nurses outside your room discussing household indiscretions . . . more
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June 07, 2007 05:19 PM EDT --
I just got back from my weekly trip to Costco.
I borrowed a furniture dolly from a neighbor so I could haul my 200-roll Convenience Pack of toilet paper, my thirty pound Family Pack of chicken wings, . . . more
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October 18, 2007 07:41 PM EDT --
I’ve discovered something at least as addictive as caffeine, alcohol, tobacco, cocaine, heroin, or even Chex Mix ( the really good homemade kind, with way too much garlic salt). At this moment millions . . . more
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July 30, 2008 11:43 PM EDT --
Okay today my three oldest kids had their junior/adult golf tournament. Unfortunately two of my kids were at one course and my oldest was at the other one across town! So I sent the other camera off with . . . more
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April 25, 2007 11:55 PM EDT --
Ok, the ice is gone from the lake. The mounds of grimy black snow that have been stacked on either side of the driveway since December have melted away. Crocuses and tulips are poking their heads out of . . . more
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June 13, 2007 01:00 PM EDT --
You know, I'll bet writing a column like this one looks like a pretty easy job. All you have to do is ramble on for a while about whatever you think needs rambling on about, crank out some jokes, and . . . more
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