Tag: cynical
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June 11, 2008 03:43 AM EDT --
I know, I know, 'do you really need more?!' But there's a few groups I've been meaning to get around to making -- and so, well, I figured this was a good time to make them!
Earn . . . more
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June 14, 2008 07:29 PM EDT --
Hello -- I'm Austin, philosopher, prophet, writer, economist, and cynic, and the Emperor of the Cynical Empire. I know what you're wondering -- how can I support imperialistic policies and still . . . more
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May 28, 2008 02:58 PM EDT --
(An old joke borrowed from somewhere else , updated for the modern age.)
Is God Real?
An atheist professor was teaching a college class at Alabama and he told the class that he was going to . . . more
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June 19, 2008 05:38 PM EDT --
You may recently have observed that the Cynical Empire took a vote on what to declare war on. We don't expect that this will actually improve matters, of course, but it's far more entertaining . . . more
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June 11, 2008 03:23 AM EDT --
Welcome to The Cynical Empire, a rival of La La Land! Are you tired of being optimistic, but not in the mood to be realistic? Then this is the place for you -- where your pessimistic and cynical thoughts . . . more
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February 02, 2007 11:41 PM EST --
Dime store paperback
Sucks you into illusion.
Sleepwalking
Through a fairytale
Looking for a clue
Tune into soap opera patterns
For the answers
to your heart.
Holding . . . more
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January 09, 2008 09:55 AM EST --
Link to Part I.
Disclaimer: I realize this will piss some of you off.... I realize that not everyone will agree. But, please, realize that this is just my opinion and should . . . more
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December 16, 2007 04:48 AM EST --
I had to think carefully when asked this question recently but in the end I decided upon Sir Winston Churchill's response to a lady at a function when she told him that she believed . . . more
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May 09, 2007 11:59 PM EDT --
I am an American criminal because unlike most Americans I am horrified by "The Land of the Free." I am horrified because we Americans claim to be so self-righteous and yet we cannot see . . . more
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May 27, 2007 11:28 PM EDT --
Hi,
Those of you who know me on here, also know that I don't usually, OK, I've never done this. For me to recommend a gather writer/member, it's got to be a very special one - one that stands . . . more
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February 15, 2008 12:06 PM EST --
First of all, I have to say a word or two about being single and unattached on Valentine's Day. It sucks.
Not only does it suck, it isn't a day I can just forget . . . more
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December 14, 2007 08:02 AM EST --
Cynicism is not normally something of which I am overly guilty but following an extremely frustrating and irritating visit to my local supermarket one week-day afternoon a few weeks back, I began . . . more
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November 29, 2007 08:07 PM EST --
In the waning hours of perpetual insanity
The cool-handed-killer sets his pen to paper as certainly
As bombs dropping quietly onto little schoolchildren’s heads,
The megalomaniacs’ . . . more
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May 29, 2008 06:15 AM EDT --
Cynical Peak Software announces the update of Scorecard 1.3 , their golf scorecard and statistics application for Mac OS X and Windows XP and Vista. Scorecard allows golf enthusiasts to track statistics . . . more
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October 02, 2006 04:57 PM EDT --
The people got up
and then sat down,
the Rabbi spoke
about fear
about death
about trust
in God and
in mankind.
My son was impatient
and wanted to go home
but later mentioned those
words as something . . . more
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July 19, 2007 06:29 PM EDT --
First, I just want to warn any individuals who read this article that it is extremely offensive and also extremely honest, something very rare in modern American culture these days. I also know this . . . more
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December 19, 2007 03:58 PM EST --
Part I
If I had lain awake some solemn sultry night when half a world away specters of my soul's desires
Brought freedom with whips filth and grimy mire,
And Nike shoes and brand name patio . . . more
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October 29, 2006 06:11 PM EST --
Why is it that at 37 (wince) I still have baggage regarding my family?
My mom is a screw up. There's no nice way to put it. She abandonded us when we were between the ages of 12-16 and has in the . . . more
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February 19, 2007 11:56 PM EST --
If you have not had an opportunity to read any of Cynical's writing, you are truly missing out on a masterful young poet. His discerning words are deep, and paint such a vivid picture, you cannot help . . . more
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December 17, 2007 02:44 AM EST --
We claim and cherish the cross
By filling our neighbors with hot, caustic lead
But it is no great loss,
In an orgy of gunfire, explosions, and screams
As blood soaked rivers flood with the dead . . . more
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