Tag: crap apples
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July 21, 2008 03:17 PM EDT --
While stalking The Chive today, as is my wont, I came across a sickening diatribe against gay people that included the word "Bible". As I skimmed, I saw a shadowy little word appear under . . .
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March 15, 2009 07:52 PM EDT --
Well, that was easy. Or, was it?
My period is gone. I've been through menopause and didn't even notice until it was over.
No more bleeding three weeks out of four. No more PMS. No more swollen, . . .
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June 21, 2008 06:26 PM EDT --
It was a perfect Disney day: clear sky, soft breeze, butterflies flickering over the roadside blooms, mockingbirds mocking each other from the gently swaying overhead branches. . . .
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July 26, 2008 08:50 PM EDT --
I published the following article on another site and have received some wonderfully thoughtful responses. As an experiment, I've decided to share it here, to see if there is any interest . . .
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February 04, 2008 05:47 PM EST --
Montrose is just 25 miles south of Binghamton, and we used to drive down there almost every weekend when we lived in the city, to hang out with friends at their farmhouse. More recently, I bought . . .
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April 11, 2008 03:56 PM EDT --
Dear Gather:
Hey! How's it going? Is there a big party going on at HQ? The kind with champagne and chicken wings? I know that's an odd combination, but I'm starting to suspect that you . . .
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April 15, 2008 12:37 AM EDT --
In this, the premiere episode of "Ask Madame Donna Your COOKING Questions," (too long to be a decent title, but those are the rules -- nothing personal unless she says it's okay,) we . . .
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January 07, 2008 06:49 PM EST --
I used to work in a grey cubicle as a payroll clerk. Two cubes away from me sat the Tampon Lady.
I don't remember the Tampon Lady's name. I only remember how much I hated sharing work space . . .
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January 28, 2008 12:24 AM EST --
In 1970 I was five years old and I went to kindergarten. Kindergarten was a one room private school across the street from the big and scary public school where the big kids went. There was no public . . .
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February 06, 2008 12:55 AM EST --
This is not really a political article. I've had a rotten, terrible day from hell with power outages, hours-long loss of internet service, torrential downpours, children from hell, and so on. My life . . .
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March 14, 2008 01:52 PM EDT --
For twenty years, I lived in a beautiful old colonial home in a very nice neighborhood. The biggest glitch with this area was the house across the street, just to the left; an old colonial, nearly . . .
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September 05, 2008 10:11 PM EDT --
Earlier this evening I was dropping Lexie off at Tween Town, a social activity for kids ages 8 to 12 at our library. I was sitting outside waiting for them to open the door and let her in before I left. . . .
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December 03, 2008 02:35 PM EST --
Our local homeschool group is doing a supply drive and fundraiser for our local humane society during the holiday season this year. I was thrilled that the charity chosen this year was the humane . . .
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December 14, 2008 01:43 PM EST --
At midnight tonight I will choose one or more winners, depending on how cranky I'm feeling and how many snarky comments I think I can leave.
In any case, winner(s) will be notified privately so . . .
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March 16, 2009 02:39 AM EDT --
People keep asking where I've been but when I tell them it seems they don't believe me so here I am, writing the article I meant to write weeks ago, and telling you all that, yes, this is really . . .
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August 15, 2008 04:08 PM EDT --
Sometime last year, I wrote a piece* suggesting some new events for the Beijing games. I would now like to present a roster of games for the off-year Geriatric competition.
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January 21, 2008 01:09 AM EST --
There is a thief in my house.
My daughter belongs to the Toys R Us Birthday Club so today when she went there to choose her birthday gift she was given a cardboard crown that says, "It's . . .
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January 22, 2008 01:47 AM EST --
This was supposed to be a photo essay but I didn't pull that off. I did, however, pull the birthday cake from scratch off. I also pulled off a Thanksgiving style dinner with less than 12 hours notice. . . .
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March 02, 2008 12:55 PM EST --
Maybe saying I stole the idea for this recipe would be better. We had something similar to this at the Cheesecake Factory. I don't know all the stuff . . .
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May 08, 2008 10:26 AM EDT --
Given his propensity of avoiding human contact, Gus' coat can also create some health problems for him at times. We manage to slip the appropriate containers of flea repellent on him during . . .
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