Tag: cow
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January 12, 2008 12:09 PM EST --
This article by Heather W. reminded me of one time when my kid was being particularly obnoxious and rude.
At one point she was screaming not very nice things at me and called me a "fat cow". . . . more
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October 01, 2008 10:22 AM EDT --
It was Saturday night and a half hour before Bessie would jump to stardom. Russell was getting nervous because Wilma was milking Bessie. The restaurant needed more milk to make lattes. Finally she got . . . more
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June 18, 2007 10:11 PM EDT --
Sample for a cow, moooo
http://www.soybest.com/contactus/sample.cfm
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February 25, 2008 10:38 PM EST --
Recently our local newspaper ran an article about an apparent meteorite sighting here in the Northwest. http://www.spokesmanreview.com/breaking/story.asp?ID=13738 . . . more
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September 15, 2008 01:50 PM EDT --
Not to bore you with the meticulous preparations to save Bessie, I will slice right into the drama. It was Saturday and Bessie was to become a ‘prime cut' star. Wilma had been in a cranky mood as . . . more
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November 07, 2007 10:26 AM EST --
Barely misses Couple.
Breaking news...MANSON, Washington.
Cow falls from sky, breaking her fall on hood of minivan carrying Charles Everson Jr. and his wife Linda, who were traveling from The Great . . . more
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July 13, 2008 08:40 PM EDT --
My name is Truman Cowpoke and I write mooooder mysteries. I write about the life of cows, violence, and yes, even bovine death.
Words cannot express the horror I feel, as a mystery writer . . . more
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July 23, 2006 06:44 AM EDT --
I've developed a terribly lazy vocabularial habit of using the word 'stuff' when I mean 'things'.
It's sad because I used to have a reasonably wide .. er, lots of words from which . . . more
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May 13, 2008 03:08 AM EDT --
It was third grade and I was eight years old. I had completed third grade only a few weeks before, but then we moved and I had to go some more. It was a different school district, and they had 'strawberry . . . more
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August 06, 2008 10:25 PM EDT --
What do you get when you cross a brown chicken and a brown cow?
Brown chicken......brown cow .......sung to the tune of bow chicka bow wow wow
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August 13, 2008 12:59 AM EDT --
In 2004, I moved from Boston to Arkansas. I experienced quite a bit of culture shock as I transitioned from big city life to a more rural existance. I thought I had made great strides in acclimation but . . . more
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August 22, 2008 02:52 PM EDT --
So much had happened and Bessie was progressing well. She had even learned the art of jumping sideways off the trail Wilma affectionately called, ‘Beautiful Bovine Avenue' and had billboards along . . . more
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January 08, 2008 11:09 PM EST --
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/22560285/
Pa. man gets probation for mailing bloody cow's head to wife's lover.
NORRISTOWN, Pa. - A western Pennsylvania man who mailed a bloody cow's head . . . more
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November 02, 2007 07:44 PM EDT --
News out of Britain today that says Christmas should be downgraded in favor of festivals from other religions to improve race relations.
This explosive report from Labor’s favourite think-tank . . . more
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June 02, 2008 09:13 AM EDT --
Report from the Horse Camp
This will be short because I have to go to San Diego today - actually El Cajon, just east of the city.
All the campers are gone, and I am alone with my animals for the . . . more
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July 08, 2008 10:12 PM EDT --
'Mad cow' prions are a threat to vegetarians too
New Wind Press, June 28, 2008
Straight to the Source
Web Note: Organic farms are prohibited from spreading municipal . . . more
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July 09, 2006 06:44 AM EDT --
I realised soon after last Christmas that I was suffering from the Shatners, but it's only recently that the severity of the case has become apparent.
The Shatners means the puffy, bloated red face . . . more
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September 01, 2008 12:12 AM EDT --
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September 28, 2008 01:51 PM EDT --
Hear Ye! Hear Ye, All Ye Patrons of Rainbow Connections!
It is hereby decreed that it shall remain Brown Week until Tuesday night, the 30th Day of September, in the year of our Good Lord 2008.
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March 11, 2007 04:15 PM EDT --
Have you ever heard of cow foot soup? One of the delis on the main street near me in Greenwich Village has recently been refurbished and enlarged. It's very clean and fresh and now has a large lunch . . . more
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