Tag: comedy
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May 23, 2008 09:02 PM EDT --
After watching a beautiful blonde walk by, a man says to God, "God, why did you make blondes so beautiful?"
God responded, "So you would love them."
"But God," . . . more
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July 11, 2008 12:40 AM EDT --
Convinced the human race is totally wacko? Here are some signs of the times in support of such a view. An example is the hotel-provided shower cap in a box labeled: "Fits one head."
Others . . . more
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October 25, 2007 07:55 AM EDT --
A man was praying to god.
He said, "God?"
God responded, "Yes?"
And the Guy said, "Can I ask a question?"
"Go right ahead", God said.
. . . more
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October 26, 2007 04:37 AM EDT --
*Break Into the House*
A man went to the police station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before.
"You'll get your chance in court," said the . . . more
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November 26, 2007 09:15 PM EST --
1. Have you ever seen a UFO? No, cause the name implies they are unidentified, but I've seen alien spaceships.
2. Have you ever seen a ghost? I have a friend named Bob who died in 1875 from . . . more
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October 11, 2008 09:31 PM EDT --
Everyone needs a good laugh from time to time! For this Gather game let's list out all of the great funny movies out there!
For example: Napoleon Dynamite
List 1 movie per comment, but . . . more
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November 30, 2007 01:47 PM EST --
I think this is worth reading, So I am passing it on to you because it definitely works, and we could all use a little more calmness in our lives. By following the advice heard on the Dr. Phil show, You . . . more
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January 01, 2008 05:50 PM EST --
Comedy movies and sitcoms are one of the coping mechanisms I use for depression, especially in the winter months. Since I'm looking for some new viewing material, I am prompted to ask...
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March 05, 2008 10:58 AM EST --
This is a little funny that a friend from down home sent me....
A man came home from work and found his three Children outside, still in their pajamas, playing in the mud, with empty Food boxes . . . more
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May 22, 2008 04:38 PM EDT --
"How on earth can you see the TV sitting so far back?"
"Yeah, I used to skip school a lot, too."
"Just leave all the lights on, it makes the house look more cheery." . . . more
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July 02, 2008 04:22 PM EDT --
Jack decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob. They loaded up Jack's station wagon and headed north. After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard. They pulled into a nearby . . . more
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July 10, 2008 02:53 AM EDT --
Actual Classified Ads from various newspapers:
- Illiterate? Write today for free help.
- Auto Repair Service. Free pick-up and delivery. Try us once, you'll never go anywhere again. . . . more
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July 10, 2008 11:57 PM EDT --
They kicked God's Potter off of Last Comic Standing.
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August 27, 2008 05:21 AM EDT --
Although these seem to apply mostly to men, a few of these have already crept into my life..... and I'm just slightly north of 50. Read 'em and don't weep.....have . . . more
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May 26, 2007 01:17 AM EDT --
I just posted the url to advertize my web site for my stay at home job. Oh my, I am scared, what if people actually call me? Oh my. I will have to actually talk to some one about this. . . . more
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September 19, 2007 02:00 PM EDT --
I saw this comedy last night with a friend of mine. It was another knee slapper, it was so funny. We laughed so much I thought we would not stop-hey that is two weeks in a row!
Billy-Bob Thorton plays . . . more
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October 11, 2007 06:27 PM EDT --
I spend a great deal of my waking hours wondering the How and Why of things. Quite honestly, it makes my brain tired. Here are a few that crossed my mind the past few days...
What's up with Canned . . . more
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October 23, 2007 06:51 PM EDT --
It was 11:50 p.m. on the evening of October 23rd, 2007. And so my comedy of errors was to begin.
I knew the dog needed to go for his last walk of the day and I was bundled to the gills. . . . more
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April 25, 2008 03:30 PM EDT --
A woman was trying to board a bus, but her skirt was too tight and she couldn't step up. She reached behind her and lowered the zipper a bit and tried again.
The skirt was still too tight. She . . . more
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June 07, 2008 03:21 PM EDT --
Adam Sandler and other SNL regulars - funny, silly, stereotypes, message movie, set in NYC (part in "Israel")
Light, fun, he looks good naked, and what's with all the male nudity in movies . . . more
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