Tag: bloopers
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March 18, 2008 03:00 AM EDT --
1. The patient refused autopsy.
2. The patient has no previous history of suicides.
3. Patient has left white blood cells at another
hospital. . . . more
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July 10, 2008 02:53 AM EDT --
Actual Classified Ads from various newspapers:
- Illiterate? Write today for free help.
- Auto Repair Service. Free pick-up and delivery. Try us once, you'll never go anywhere again. . . . more
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October 24, 2007 01:20 AM EDT --
This week's Scotsman Pennysaver was fun to look at. I found a blooper. The date on the Halloween event says Saturday the 28th. Sunday is the 28th I think.
The second was really funny and speaking . . . more
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May 27, 2007 09:56 AM EDT --
Something to start your day with a smile!!!! At least it did mine!
The sermon this morning: "Jesus Walks on the Water."
The sermon tonight: "Searching . . . more
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October 07, 2007 08:25 PM EDT --
non-copyright joke
Resume Bloopers from Robert Half: (These are real examples from real
resumes)
--Here are my qualifications for you to overlook.
REASONS FOR LEAVING THE LAST JOB: . . . more
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September 07, 2007 11:00 PM EDT --
I live in a pretty small town, around 14,000 people. We have had two murders in town in the 30 years I have lived here, and very little violent crime at all.
A few years back, my husband worked out of . . . more
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May 22, 2008 01:53 AM EDT --
These are actual signs seen around the world in non-English speaking countries. Some of the mistakes are hilarious!
In a Rome laundry:
Ladies leave your clothes here and spend the afternoon . . . more
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March 28, 2007 12:48 PM EDT --
We went to visit the in-laws one weekend.
Mom decided she wanted to make french fries with our dinner.
She got the oil ready in the fryer and was making the fries while I was setting the table.
She is . . . more
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June 09, 2007 05:28 AM EDT --
OK, I know this is not my customary "original", "serious" article, and I admit to a terrible breach of my normally impeccable gravitas a la mode, but I found this list . . . more
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August 14, 2006 03:24 PM EDT --
Do bloopers drive you crazy? do you notice them? are you able to brush them over?
Bloopers make me laugh, my youngest and I have a thing that when we watch a movie we see how many bloopers we can spot. . . . more
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January 15, 2007 01:59 AM EST --
Actually I was going through some papers here at home and I ran across my copy of these student bloopers that were compiled by Richard Lederer. I laughed until I nearly peed myself. Who doesn't need . . . more
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March 23, 2007 07:46 PM EDT --
Hello Gather friends. I have created a new group called Kitchen Bloopers.
I think this would be a fun way to share everyone's experiences.
Everyone has had mishaps in the kitchen. . . . more
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March 23, 2007 09:40 PM EDT --
My sister was married at a very young age. She had to learn alot quickly.
She made a batch of chocolate chip cookies.
She couldn't figure out why her husband and son didn't like them.
. . . more
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March 27, 2007 12:56 PM EDT --
My sister made her first Thanksgiving meal.
I don't know how she could have done it, but she left the gizzard package in there when she roasted it.
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February 03, 2008 10:57 AM EST --
So you and your partner are sharing a romantic moment, and then something odd, or silly happens. When you watch a romantic movie, on the DVD they always have blooper reels, and a lot of times, those bloopers . . . more
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July 28, 2008 01:08 PM EDT --
These are taken from real resumes and cover letters and were printed in Fortune Magazine:
1. I demand a salary commiserate with my extensive experience.
2. I have lurnt Word Perfect 6.0 computor . . . more
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December 09, 2007 12:08 AM EST --
here's a link to pirates of the caribbean bloopers. if your a fan check it out.
http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendID=289179556&blogID=333585310
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April 18, 2007 02:34 PM EDT --
I bet someone has already written about this on Gather, but just in case no one has and since it's heavy on my mind today -- there are some things about the computer's "spell check" . . . more
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June 27, 2007 02:25 PM EDT --
These were just too funny to keep to myself!
I hope you like them.
Thank God for church ladies with
typewriters.
These sentences actually appeared in church
bulletins or were . . . more
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May 31, 2007 09:01 AM EDT --
I once had this funny argument with my sister.
Here's how it happened:
Last night, we had agreed that she will wake me up early the next morning. . . . more
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