Tag: blondes
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February 28, 2007 02:12 PM EST --
Okay a god of gather. Sheesh.
Anyway, I've had it with blonde jokes and I'm taking action. Don't women have a hard enough time getting any respect for their intelligence? What kind of god . . . more
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December 06, 2007 07:35 AM EST --
While out one morning in the park, a jogger found a brand new tennis ball, and seeing nobody around, he slipped it into the pocket of his shorts.
Later, on his way home, he stopped at a pedestrian . . . more
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July 05, 2008 03:58 PM EDT --
Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench talking, and one blonde says to the other, 'Which do you think is farther away... Florida or the moon?'
The other blonde . . . more
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December 07, 2007 09:41 AM EST --
Blondes and Ice Cubes
Q: Why can't blondes make ice cubes?
A: Because they always forget the recipe.
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February 06, 2008 11:08 PM EST --
Two blondes were driving down the road.
The blonde driving looks at her friend in the passenger seat and asks her to see if her blinker is working. So the blonde looks out the window and says, ''Yes. . . . more
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March 30, 2008 08:33 PM EDT --
Three women are about to be executed. One''s a brunette, one''s a redhead, and one''s a blonde. The guard brings the brunette forward and the executioner asks if she has any last . . . more
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January 20, 2008 10:18 AM EST --
A car gets a flat tire on the Interstate one day. The blonde driver eases it over onto the shoulder of the road, carefully steps out of the car, and opens the trunk. She takes out two cardboard . . . more
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January 01, 2007 11:51 PM EST --
As a trucker stops for a red light, a blonde catches up. She jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on the door. The trucker lowers the window, and she says "Hi, my
name is Heather . . . more
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May 22, 2007 02:42 PM EDT --
A blonde calls her boyfriend and says,
"Please come over here and help me. I have a killer
jigsaw puzzle, and I
can't figure out how to get it started."
Her . . . more
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April 13, 2007 11:10 AM EDT --
Hi everyone on Gather.
Its Friday and I just wanted to start off the day with a little humor, hopefully it won't offend
to many of you.
There was this gorgeous blonde that had to fly from New York . . . more
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December 16, 2007 12:02 PM EST --
Q: What did the blond customer say after reading the buxom waitress' name tag?
A: "'Debbie'...that's cute. What did you name the other one?''
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May 18, 2007 05:32 PM EDT --
Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with that expensive double-pane energy efficient kind, and today, I got a call from the contractor who installed them. He was complaining that the work . . . more
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June 08, 2007 06:39 PM EDT --
I got this in my Email.
A blonde's car gets a flat tire on the interstate one day so she eases it over onto
the shoulder of the road. She carefully steps out of the car and opens the . . . more
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October 06, 2007 12:59 PM EDT --
I was going to wait until tomorrow to post this but it was so funny I would forget so I had to share this email forward. My friend is always coming up with funny stuff.
Judi tried to sell her . . . more
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June 08, 2007 10:22 PM EDT --
I was having lunch with a friend and she said that Paris Hilton . . . more
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December 11, 2006 01:54 AM EST --
I thought this one was cute enough to share. I got it in an email.
A blind man wanders into a lesbian biker bar by mistake.
He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a drink. After sitting there . . . more
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January 16, 2007 02:22 AM EST --
I have many friends and relatives who are blonde and I have nothing against them in any way, so please don't hurt me... I'm just the messenger, and who doesn't get a giggle out of a . . . more
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October 20, 2007 12:28 AM EDT --
There are too many for me to choose from. I would say that Braveheart is in the top five so I will go with that.
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May 11, 2008 10:10 AM EDT --
A car gets a flat on the interstate one day. The blonde driver eases it over onto the shoulder of the road, carefully steps out of the car and opens the trunk. She takes out two cardboard men, unfolds . . . more
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March 18, 2007 09:21 PM EDT --
I have an odd question for the blondes.
There are so many jokes about blonde women. Most of them aren't very nice. Are you upset when someone tell a "blonde joke"?
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