Tag: blonde joke
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August 19, 2007 08:28 AM EDT --
A blonde I know called me because she got lost as she was driving to a restaurant I had recommended.
I could tell from her voice that she was getting frustrated. Finally, she said, "I know I had my . . .
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October 28, 2008 07:54 PM EDT --
FIRST DEGREE
A married couple were asleep when the phone rang
At 2 in the morning. The very blonde wife picked up the phone,
Listened a moment and said 'How should I . . .
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April 13, 2008 10:45 AM EDT --
One winter morning a husband and wife in Northern Idaho, were listening to the radio during breakfast. They heard the announcer say, "We are going to have 8 to 10 inches of snow today. . . .
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April 14, 2007 05:36 PM EDT --
A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner. The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black. . . .
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October 03, 2007 06:56 PM EDT --
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Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the crap table. A very attractive blonde woman from Alabama arrived ...... and . . .
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May 23, 2006 11:05 AM EDT --
Three blondes were applying for the last available position on the Texas Highway Patrol.
The detective conducting the interview looked at the three of them and said, "So, YA'all want to be cops, . . .
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January 10, 2007 07:54 AM EST --
A blonde finds herself in dire trouble. Her business
has gone bust and she's in serious financial straits.
She's so desperate . . .
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November 07, 2008 12:31 AM EST --
Clear communication is recommended.
Subject: The Handywoman
A blonde, wanting to earn some extra money, decided to hire herself out
as a "Handywoman" and started canvassing . . .
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August 23, 2007 06:49 PM EDT --
THE PLANE IS ON ITS WAY TO HOUSTON WHEN A BLONDE IN ECONOMY
CLASS GETS UP AND MOVES TO THE FIRST CLASS SECTION AND SITS DOWN.
THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT WATCHES HER DO THIS AND ASKS TO SEE HER
TICKET. SHE . . .
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February 28, 2007 02:29 PM EST --
A blonde walks into a department store and heads to a table that has a lot of newfangled products on display. She spotted a certain item that was silver, long, and formed in a cylinderic shape. A salesman, . . .
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November 22, 2008 01:40 AM EST --
A pregnant Turkey
One year at Thanksgiving, my mom went to my sister's house for the traditional feast.
Knowing how gullible my sister . . .
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November 17, 2008 10:24 AM EST --
(Did not happen to me, just thought it was cute)
One year at Thanksgiving, my mom went to my sister's house for the traditional feast.
Knowing how gullible my sister . . .
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January 09, 2007 11:46 PM EST --
Another Blonde one
Two bowling teams, one of all blondes and one of all brunettes, charter a
double-decker bus for a weekend bowling tournament in Atlantic City.
The brunette . . .
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January 23, 2007 02:28 PM EST --
Three Blondes were all applying for the last available position on
the Texas Highway Patrol. The detective conducting the interview looked
at the three of them and said, "So y'all want to . . .
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January 24, 2008 12:05 PM EST --
There was this bar and in the bar there was a magic mirror.
If you told a lie it would suck you in.
One day a brunette walked into this bar. She walked up to the mirror and said 'I think . . .
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November 16, 2006 05:37 AM EST --
This is from my e-mail, enjoy :)
Ken walked into a sports bar around 9:58 PM. He sat down next to a
blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV. The 10:00 p.m. news came
on. The news crew was covering a . . .
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August 25, 2007 11:44 AM EDT --
A Blonde Game Of Intelligence
There was a blonde who found herself sitting next to a Lawyer on an airplane. The lawyer just kept bugging the blonde wanting her to play a game of intelligence. Finally, . . .
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January 24, 2008 11:07 PM EST --
BLONDE JOKE
A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle , and I can't figure out how to get started." . . .
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December 18, 2006 11:42 AM EST --
The other day my neighbor, who is blonde, came running up to me in the
driveway just jumping for joy! I didn't know why she was jumping for joy
but I thought, what the heck, and I started jumping . . .
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February 03, 2008 05:34 PM EST --
Winter Blonde....
As a trucker stops for a red light, a blonde catches up. She jumps
out of her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on the door. The
trucker lowers the window, . . .
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