Tag: blonde
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June 20, 2008 01:11 AM EDT --
A blonde woman was standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up.
A man walked by and asked what she was doing. "I'm supposed to find the height of the flagpole," said the blonde, "but . . .
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August 13, 2007 07:58 AM EDT --
THIS IS MY EMAIL FORAWARD FROM A FRIEND I JUST HAD TO SHARE< IT WILL MAKE YOU LAUGH.
A Blonde Texan city girl, marries a Texas rancher.
One morning, on his way out to check on the cows . . .
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July 25, 2007 09:19 AM EDT --
The other day my neighbor, who is blonde, came running up to me in the driveway just jumping for joy! I didn't know why she was jumping for joy but I thought, what the heck, and starting . . .
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November 07, 2008 12:31 AM EST --
Clear communication is recommended.
Subject: The Handywoman
A blonde, wanting to earn some extra money, decided to hire herself out
as a "Handywoman" and started canvassing . . .
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April 09, 2009 10:17 AM EDT --
A pack of hot, curvy blonde girls that adore you -- every male rockstar's bread and butter, right? Guess not. Bon Jovi is suing their all-female cover band Blonde Jovi . The gals . . .
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May 23, 2006 11:05 AM EDT --
Three blondes were applying for the last available position on the Texas Highway Patrol.
The detective conducting the interview looked at the three of them and said, "So, YA'all want to be cops, . . .
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August 23, 2006 02:07 PM EDT --
Subject: Blondes on the Move Again! Some are old but still good.
Blonde LOGIC
Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench talking........ And
one blonde says to he other, "Which . . .
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March 15, 2007 02:13 AM EDT --
A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled over by a woman police officer who was also a blonde.
The blonde cop asked to see the blonde's driver's license. . . .
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April 14, 2007 05:36 PM EDT --
A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner. The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black. . . .
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July 30, 2007 08:00 AM EDT --
"Lets follow each other truth or lie?"
I'll start first...
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March 13, 2008 08:47 PM EDT --
It was a Ladies Only Night in the All Blonde Bingo Hall. The night had been pretty boring, not one single person had a BINGO all night.
The last game was up for grabs, with a huge bingo prize of . . .
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April 02, 2008 08:31 PM EDT --
Death Row in Women's Prison
Three women are about to be executed. One''s a brunette, one''s a redhead, and one''s a blonde. The guard brings the . . .
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May 23, 2008 09:02 PM EDT --
After watching a beautiful blonde walk by, a man says to God, "God, why did you make blondes so beautiful?"
God responded, "So you would love them."
"But God," . . .
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June 12, 2008 09:38 PM EDT --
One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.
The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.
He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle . . .
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October 04, 2008 09:48 PM EDT --
FOOTBALL AND THE BLONDE......
Out of all the blonde jokes, this one has to be the best!
Football FINALLY makes sense..........
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first . . .
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May 01, 2006 02:47 PM EDT --
The Blind Man and Blondes
A blind man wanders into an all girls biker bar by mistake. He finds his
way to a bar stool and orders some coffee. After sitting there for a
while, he yells to . . .
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August 19, 2007 08:28 AM EDT --
A blonde I know called me because she got lost as she was driving to a restaurant I had recommended.
I could tell from her voice that she was getting frustrated. Finally, she said, "I know I had my . . .
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November 19, 2007 03:20 PM EST --
Ok, so I have been thinking for weeks now about dying my hair but I just didn't get around to it. Finally, my sister and I went shopping on Saturday and I bought some dye. I knew it was going to be . . .
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April 06, 2009 08:28 AM EDT --
*Sent to me via email*
A blonde decided she needed something new and different for a winter hobby. She went to the bookstore and bought every book she could find on ice-fishing. For weeks she read . . .
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January 20, 2009 10:01 PM EST --
A guy walks into a bar and spots a good friend he hasn't seen for a while. He goes over and after chatting for a few minutes he says to his friend "Hey, I've got a . . .
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