Tag: bitch slap
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March 24, 2009 08:56 AM EDT --
For Saturday's WE workshop, dropping into the amazing painting of CC Miranda.
His tortoise-like pace slowed even more as he neared the pink house. He held his breath briefly, . . .
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May 11, 2008 05:36 PM EDT --
Dear Neptune Society:
I have received your invitation to enter a drawing for free cremation. Although I find this offer very tempting, I would like answers . . .
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June 07, 2008 04:13 PM EDT --
A fun way to jump on the triple-points whore train: write a limerick using your name that describes some aspect of your life or personality. I'll start:
There was an old Dame named . . .
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May 14, 2009 09:59 AM EDT --
For Saturday’s WE exercise: a universal experience.
We all have an opinion about it. Marriages have nearly been destroyed by it. I’ve heard it referred to . . .
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February 04, 2008 05:47 PM EST --
Montrose is just 25 miles south of Binghamton, and we used to drive down there almost every weekend when we lived in the city, to hang out with friends at their farmhouse. More recently, I bought . . .
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May 18, 2009 09:24 AM EDT --
Well, it’s official, boys and girls. The votes are in and the results are 22 for rolling it over the top, 4 who don't give a shit, and an embarrassing 6 for the losers, those who like . . .
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August 26, 2006 05:23 PM EDT --
I am philosophically opposed to wastefulness and greed, and therefore felt it is high time to share our bounty of extra letters.
Our family has a very simple, 5-letter surname, plucked straight . . .
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January 07, 2008 06:49 PM EST --
I used to work in a grey cubicle as a payroll clerk. Two cubes away from me sat the Tampon Lady.
I don't remember the Tampon Lady's name. I only remember how much I hated sharing work space . . .
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January 28, 2008 12:24 AM EST --
In 1970 I was five years old and I went to kindergarten. Kindergarten was a one room private school across the street from the big and scary public school where the big kids went. There was no public . . .
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February 06, 2008 12:55 AM EST --
This is not really a political article. I've had a rotten, terrible day from hell with power outages, hours-long loss of internet service, torrential downpours, children from hell, and so on. My life . . .
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March 14, 2008 01:52 PM EDT --
For twenty years, I lived in a beautiful old colonial home in a very nice neighborhood. The biggest glitch with this area was the house across the street, just to the left; an old colonial, nearly . . .
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September 05, 2008 10:11 PM EDT --
Earlier this evening I was dropping Lexie off at Tween Town, a social activity for kids ages 8 to 12 at our library. I was sitting outside waiting for them to open the door and let her in before I left. . . .
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May 10, 2009 03:28 PM EDT --
This was first published last September. Not much readership, but a low rating, as was to be expected. Anxious to see what happens this time around.
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February 01, 2008 04:10 PM EST --
1. Stay home and watch Ghost Whisperer, flirt on Gather with Charles Thiesen and Bella, read a bit and go to bed early. With this option I can put my hair up in a pony tail right now, slide . . .
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September 10, 2009 09:34 AM EDT --
Of course, you all know about my feral cat, Gus.
The problems with the function of his jaw have only escalated over the past couple of years. While he can still manage to chew dry . . .
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January 21, 2008 01:09 AM EST --
There is a thief in my house.
My daughter belongs to the Toys R Us Birthday Club so today when she went there to choose her birthday gift she was given a cardboard crown that says, "It's . . .
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January 22, 2008 01:47 AM EST --
This was supposed to be a photo essay but I didn't pull that off. I did, however, pull the birthday cake from scratch off. I also pulled off a Thanksgiving style dinner with less than 12 hours notice. . . .
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March 02, 2008 12:55 PM EST --
Maybe saying I stole the idea for this recipe would be better. We had something similar to this at the Cheesecake Factory. I don't know all the stuff . . .
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May 08, 2008 10:26 AM EDT --
Given his propensity of avoiding human contact, Gus' coat can also create some health problems for him at times. We manage to slip the appropriate containers of flea repellent on him during . . .
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January 20, 2009 06:03 PM EST --
Listen, people...if you really like him as much as you say you do, can you at least learn to spell his name correctly?!
It's B-A- ONE R -A-C-K . O- NO SPACE OR APOSTROPHE . . .
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