Tag: bitch
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January 28, 2008 12:33 PM EST --
Once I had ulcers
From keeping it all inside,
I'd turn from an argument,
My true feelings I did hide.
Once I had ulcers
I worked most of the hours of the . . . more
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February 17, 2008 09:15 AM EST --
The sun was shining in a seductive, yet siren-like fashion. It lured us out of the house toward the lake. Foolish mortals!
The temperature was all the way up to 25. The breeze off . . . more
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March 01, 2008 08:19 PM EST --
We're watching "The Wedding Crashers"...again.
The laptop sits on my...lap.
I'd like to go pee, but the dog is sitting on my legs and I don't want to disturb . . . more
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October 07, 2006 01:34 AM EDT --
My fellow Gatherites,
It has come to my attention that we live in divisive times. Not that this is an uncommon state of affairs, since the ancestral human brain has a natural propensity for tribal . . . more
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April 21, 2008 05:14 PM EDT --
It's recently come to my attention that three of my favorite people on Gather -- Brian T., Lainie P. (I'm beginning to think the P. stands for Pregnant!), and GREMS "gremlin," all live . . . more
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November 13, 2007 09:22 PM EST --
I believe that Gather is about spreading the wealth. So, I have finished reading the book, Skinny Bitch , that I won here at Gather. I would like to pass it on. I found the book to be a little drastic . . . more
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March 06, 2008 11:37 PM EST --
So tell us -- what would YOU name the update to (sooner or later) follow "Guthrie"? If you want, include your rationale for picking that name. This is, of course, all in fun.
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March 21, 2008 10:03 AM EDT --
I have a recurring theme in many dreams. I've had this same theme for many years.
I'm always in my house, whichever house I may be living in at the time. There . . . more
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October 14, 2008 07:53 AM EDT --
After spoiling this grandchild ------>
by taking her on a mega-shopping-spree that included everything from toys to shoes (of course!), we settled down in the afternoon for a spot of tea.
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September 17, 2007 07:25 AM EDT --
This comes to us from Corina Carrasco , to whom I have sent a connection request based entirely upon this:
"Let me suggest that instead of labeling as "satire" we instead label our . . . more
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November 03, 2007 03:18 PM EDT --
Reader beware: You may not want to read this. But it is exactly what you should hear.
Skinny Bitch is not a diet book, say authors Rory Freedman and Kim Barnouin.
Skinny Bitch . . . more
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November 17, 2007 10:33 PM EST --
Do you tell???
the next one
about the last one?
Do you explain why
you jump on some phrases,
and ignore others you shouldn't?
Can she understand?
Can you explain . . . more
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February 10, 2008 08:17 PM EST --
I'm whining because I still don't have much time to be here.
I'm whining because so many of my favorite connections, and some that I hope to become favorites, have written a lot of things . . . more
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February 11, 2008 03:41 PM EST --
Winter doldrums, dentist appointments, mandatory overtime, CPR recertification studies and impending court appearances have pushed an Ohio woman over the edge. With a mouth full of novacaine, she . . . more
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March 27, 2008 01:15 AM EDT --
Y'all have noticed his absence, right? So where do you think he's been? (No fair giving real answers if you know.) By the way, I'm playing this game with his blessing, so guess away. And no, . . . more
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April 07, 2008 09:20 AM EDT --
We were covered in a thick, cream of mushroom soup fog for my trip in to work Saturday morning. It was just cold enough to have left the windshield covered with a layer of soft ice. Damp and . . . more
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April 12, 2008 04:18 PM EDT --
So who is it? I seriously doubt the great minds at FaceDepot (with credit to Joy M. for the new name of Gather) were capable of cooking up a disaster like this all on their own. They don't seem to . . . more
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May 11, 2008 05:36 PM EDT --
Dear Neptune Society:
I have received your invitation to enter a drawing for free cremation. Although I find this offer very tempting, I would like answers . . . more
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June 07, 2008 04:13 PM EDT --
A fun way to jump on the triple-points whore train: write a limerick using your name that describes some aspect of your life or personality. I'll start:
There was an old Dame named . . . more
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August 13, 2008 03:46 PM EDT --
From early August until mid September, we get this treat:
The hibiscus garden in the center of our yard comes alive. The red hibiscus eloped with me from my old house. The others, . . . more
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