Tag: ass
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September 03, 2008 06:53 AM EDT --
There is something quite unsettling about being turned on by a girl who could kick seven shades out of you. And if she looks hot while she’s doing it, even better.
Selecting a list of all . . . more
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August 27, 2007 03:08 PM EDT --
with smiles of insincerity
vapid eyes
and palpable disinterest
you invade my workspace
where i am invisibly chained
and hopelessly bound
i offer you my blinding smile of facitiousness
and imagine . . . more
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December 26, 2007 02:08 PM EST --
The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won!
The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again, and it won again.
The local paper read:
PASTOR'S . . . more
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December 31, 2006 01:02 AM EST --
Did you know that boredom has a leg and foot .
And that son of a bitch is kicking me in the ass with it .
I have tried to fight him back ...but he is a relentless asshole.
Who is dead set on making me . . . more
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March 16, 2008 02:58 PM EDT --
Last night I published a photo of my bare butt.
It was done in fun and not because I'm really upset about the downrater(s) that hit all ten pages of my images with one ratings. On the contrary, . . . more
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December 04, 2007 08:43 PM EST --
If I know the answer, I'll tell you the answer, and if I don't I'll just respond, cleverly.
~ George W. Bush
Bagram Air Base, Afghanistan, April 27, 2002
(from George W. Bushisms . . . more
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December 13, 2007 10:01 AM EST --
I just received this email. It's supposed to be a joke. It's not. This is my house.
People are always on the lookout for a new diet. The trouble with most diets . . . more
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November 28, 2006 05:59 PM EST --
Usually it is way-cool smart-assed slam-dunks delivered upon idiots which catch my eye and make me itch to share them with the Gather world, but that old Dame who goes by the name of Ruth just had . . . more
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December 04, 2007 08:51 PM EST --
As we know, there are known knowns; there are things we know we know. We also know there are known unknowns; that is to say we know there are some things we do not know. But there are also unknown unknowns . . . more
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January 22, 2008 12:08 AM EST --
A man in Apple Valley, Minnesota, called police on New Year's Day to report that a burglar broke into his home through the front door, but it was not known if the burglar had stolen anything. . . . more
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November 16, 2006 09:17 PM EST --
rate this ass from 1 being worst and 10 as the best
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July 25, 2007 01:22 PM EDT --
If you read my other article today about the Fox News poll at Daily Kos You know that BillO, was ragging on the Kos's comment boards and how it was a hate site, . . . more
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November 03, 2006 01:06 PM EST --
I too thought why not solicit some points.
Here is my way of point whoring. Please rate that ass and score a few points and let me score some.
Mutually beneficial.......
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December 27, 2006 10:26 AM EST --
Well, now that the bulk of the holidays are over, I think a fluffy, fun, no real point just to enjoy and opinionate on article is well deserved.
I have at home 300+ albums, yes that’s . . . more
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June 30, 2007 10:50 AM EDT --
When they'll do it for free? If you have trouble imagining this woman in SS garb, you haven't been paying attention. In context, out of context, either way, she pedals hate and bigotry. . . . more
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December 07, 2007 10:52 AM EST --
For the Capture This theme, I have chosen to photograph the many uses for which a cell phone can be put.
As a weight for a Venetian blind:
To prop a table leg:
As a book marker: . . . more
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February 03, 2008 04:19 PM EST --
I am going to abandon my children, my husband, and Gather and go to Borders where I will browse for at least an hour and then have a cup of over-priced coffee.
Gather is funding my mini-getaway today. . . . more
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October 04, 2007 04:06 PM EDT --
It was one of those late night conversations that makes you wonder?
After reading for about an hour the "missus herself" and I turned out the lights and were preparing for sleep when her voice . . . more
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July 06, 2008 09:52 PM EDT --
do you think that he is really that liberal, or is he just being that way for the cameras?
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April 29, 2007 05:38 PM EDT --
"For the first time in History, Fire has melted steel." Rosie O'Donnel on ABC's The View.
A tanker fire in California was so hot, it melted the steal support beams and a bridge collapsed . . . more
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