Tag: amusing musings
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June 06, 2006 12:48 AM EDT --
Fireside 5: Stew
Hi, it's you again! I haven't seen you for such a long time. Don't stand outside - these autumn nights are so damn chilly. You'll catch . . .
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June 11, 2006 05:06 AM EDT --
Pope Benedict XVI to Gather
GOODBYE, YOUR EMINENCE
Yes, Holy Father, I do realize how disappointed you are. Of course you wanted to write your very first Gather article . . .
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September 05, 2006 12:46 PM EDT --
Yook, a big, red fire fruck!' Teeden yelled as he ran to the window.
'Teeden, don't' say 'fruck' say, 'ter-uck.' Can you say 'ter-uck?''
'No I can't . . .
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June 07, 2006 05:58 AM EDT --
Pope Benedict XVI to Gather
REGISTRATION
Holy Father, are you sure about this? Yes, Your Holiness, I do want to remain Prefect of the Inquisition – I mean the Congregation . . .
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June 09, 2006 08:11 PM EDT --
Pope Benedict XVI to Gather
PROFILE
Well, Holy Father, I've got Gather up on screen. No, Sister Virginia, it's not a movie. We're gathering in the flock. . . .
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August 02, 2009 08:38 AM EDT --
I love my cats but I hate some of their predatory ways. Yesterday I let some of my cats outside at daybreak and went back to bed for a while. After waking up from a fitful night of insomnia due . . .
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March 07, 2006 05:37 PM EST --
i always have cold feet. it makes sense - poor circulation, coupled with extremely low blood pressure (50s/40s). my husband and daughter are space heaters, especially when compared to me.
at night, i . . .
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April 07, 2006 10:28 AM EDT --
Perhaps I was Lucrezia Borgia in a past life? Only the karma of one seriously DEPRAVED could have wrought the week I'm finishing....
Monday started off innocently enough. I bought . . .
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February 18, 2006 01:02 PM EST --
I lived on campus all four years of college. I had a private dorm room for most of the years. This was to preserve my sanity! It was nice to be able to use the second bed for guest to . . .
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July 28, 2006 06:02 AM EDT --
Hate from beyond the grave
The other day there was an unusual item on the news in West Oz about a woman who'd recently died. She left her entire estate (some hundreds of thousands of . . .
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August 21, 2006 01:43 AM EDT --
Just a fun poem dear 'Edward'… being encouraged by your funny limerick … never mind!
He took part in Olympic hurdle race
With total grits on . . .
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May 25, 2008 05:32 PM EDT --
I love my job. I can keep weird hours and quite often don't even have to go into the office if I really don't want to and I can get all my work done without having to do so. Fortunately there is . . .
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August 29, 2006 03:25 AM EDT --
Just experimenting with the oo sound in poetry
OOms
I sit alone within my dimly lit room
The environment adding to my feelings of gloom
I am frustrated; I do not want to succumb
To these impending feelings . . .
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October 31, 2007 02:51 PM EDT --
Well, here goes, the understatement of the day would be that I am not a big Holloween fan. Sure, go ahead, attack me, I can take it. I live at the end of a rural road that leaves me, on Halloween, . . .
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April 23, 2008 09:38 AM EDT --
The Pennsylvania primary is history and Hillary is still hanging in there. The talking heads will be rehashing events and predicting the rest of the primaries until my eyes glaze over and I doze in my . . .
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April 08, 2006 09:01 PM EDT --
I'm sure that there will be a story on this evening's local newscast featuring an unexplained tremor in the Phoenix Metro Area. It had to register at least a 4.5 on the Richter scale,and . . .
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May 12, 2006 02:36 PM EDT --
Last night I was out with friends. Four of them are conservatives, one of them is an uber liberal, and I like to think for myself as a moderate. Just kidding, but I am about as middle of the road as one . . .
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November 10, 2006 01:58 PM EST --
The most important things on every website: are the little linked words at the bottom (or sides) of pages. The ones that say: about, contact, join, Terms of Service, Privacy Policy; and whatever other . . .
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April 02, 2006 08:09 AM EDT --
I'm sure that if any of you have read my work, you are expecting a very profound and literate choice for the two-word challenge.
Not wanting to disappoint my fanbase of future pulitzer prize . . .
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April 02, 2006 07:10 PM EDT --
He was as straight-laced as they come, ties, polished shoes, slicked-back hair. She was flip-flops, jeans so tight they gave her . . .
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