Tag: amusing
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June 06, 2006 12:48 AM EDT --
Fireside 5: Stew
Hi, it's you again! I haven't seen you for such a long time. Don't stand outside - these autumn nights are so damn chilly. You'll catch . . . more
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June 11, 2006 05:06 AM EDT --
Pope Benedict XVI to Gather
GOODBYE, YOUR EMINENCE
Yes, Holy Father, I do realize how disappointed you are. Of course you wanted to write your very first Gather article . . . more
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September 05, 2006 12:46 PM EDT --
Yook, a big, red fire fruck!' Teeden yelled as he ran to the window.
'Teeden, don't' say 'fruck' say, 'ter-uck.' Can you say 'ter-uck?''
'No I can't . . . more
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April 01, 2007 08:51 AM EDT --
Outside the attic window,
a bird flew against the glass;
not hurt, he flapped again and chirped.
Up the attic stairs, thunderous steps
the sound of one hundred elephants, times two;
it was only Mao, . . . more
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May 29, 2007 09:45 PM EDT --
Isn't love a beautiful thing? Did you ever stop to think about the flaws that your significant other has that you absolutely love? Flaws that make them so unique and so cute? Even when . . . more
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August 29, 2007 09:13 AM EDT --
We sometimes think that having fun is calculated in dollars and cents and making those fun times a reality is out of the question for many. So I have thought up a few ways in which to have fun inexpensively . . . more
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January 02, 2008 06:59 PM EST --
Today was doctor day and I was prepared for a fight. I needed no blood test, I am well and didn't want the lady doctor poking needles into my paw, they've already drained . . . more
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February 26, 2008 07:39 PM EST --
My hubby, son & I went to my mom's house the other day & it had been snowing. Upon leaving her house (outside), my hubby fell down the steps. And on the way down, he said, "Watch out! . . . more
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May 25, 2008 05:32 PM EDT --
I love my job. I can keep weird hours and quite often don't even have to go into the office if I really don't want to and I can get all my work done without having to do so. Fortunately there is . . . more
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May 31, 2008 06:42 AM EDT --
The Center for The Center for Disease Control has issued a medical alert about a highly contagious, potentially dangerous virus that is transmitted orally, by hand, and even electronically.
. . . more
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June 09, 2006 08:11 PM EDT --
Pope Benedict XVI to Gather
PROFILE
Well, Holy Father, I've got Gather up on screen. No, Sister Virginia, it's not a movie. We're gathering in the flock. . . . more
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October 30, 2007 08:57 AM EDT --
I confirmed it last night: no NFL teams of 7-0 or better have ever faced off in a game, so this weeks Colts-Patriots* game, featuring the 7-0 Colts vs. the 8-0 Patriots* is a unique event in that sense. . . . more
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June 29, 2008 11:39 PM EDT --
Tablecloths were originally meant to be served as towels with which dinner guests could wipe their hands and faces after eating.
Forest fires move faster uphill than downhill.
The sentence . . . more
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July 06, 2008 03:58 AM EDT --
Snakes see through their eyelids.
A group of owls is called a parliament.
Polar bears look white, but they actually have black skin.
Crickets have ears on their front legs.
A hummingbird . . . more
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June 06, 2007 09:00 AM EDT --
There I was, the only man in a room of at least fifty women.
As I looked around the room, I realized that in my younger days I had wished for a situation like this. Of course, the original wish was the . . . more
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January 17, 2007 05:30 PM EST --
Last night I watched the movie Thank You for Smoking, which I enjoyed enormously. It is exactly the kind of film I am inclined to like . . . the script was smart and dark, and made the sorts . . . more
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January 19, 2007 02:34 AM EST --
A few years back there was a fad on some of the college campuses when the students would declare a day "Talk like a pirate day. " On the appointed day they would swagger about to classes . . . more
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February 18, 2006 01:02 PM EST --
I lived on campus all four years of college. I had a private dorm room for most of the years. This was to preserve my sanity! It was nice to be able to use the second bed for guest to . . . more
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March 07, 2006 05:37 PM EST --
i always have cold feet. it makes sense - poor circulation, coupled with extremely low blood pressure (50s/40s). my husband and daughter are space heaters, especially when compared to me.
at night, i . . . more
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April 07, 2006 10:28 AM EDT --
Perhaps I was Lucrezia Borgia in a past life? Only the karma of one seriously DEPRAVED could have wrought the week I'm finishing....
Monday started off innocently enough. I bought . . . more
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